Zombie King, The Zombie O.O and Conehead hunt for their Wii console.
Zombie King: The owner of the stolen Wii. Has an addiction to food, and is reaal fat.
The Zombie O.O: One of the to-be players of the Wii. Is like every other single zombie, dumb.
Conehead Zombie: Another one of the players, he hates anybody who thinks buckets are better, and is also a very n00bish player.
Snorkel Zombie: A pervert, who was also trying to play.
Envoy, Knight Zombie and Wizard Zombie: Three messagers of Zombie King.
Future Zombie: The culprit of the entire crime.
Crazy Dave: False antagonist, who was suspected by Envoy to have stolen the Wii.
Conehead Zombie: "It sure is boring over here."
Zombie King: "My boy, the session of playing games is what all true zombies strive for."
Conehead Zombie: Oh, boy! I'll get The Zombie O.O and Snorkel over."
(Later, while Zombie King is walking to the Wii)
Zombie King: What. (Sees that the gaming console is gone)
Snorkel Zombie: There is no Wii.
Zombie King: NOOOOOOO! Where is my Wii? Someone must have taken it.
(The envoy flies in)
Envoy: "Your majesty, CRAZY DAVE and his plants have seized your Wii."
Zombie King: "NOOOOOOO!"
The Zombie O.O: "NOT THE WEII!"
Zombie King: "Envoy, my gaming session is under attack and I need to go kill Crazy Dave. I'm going to The Lawn to save my XBox! I mean, my Wii!"
Envoy: "But what if something vanquishes you?"
Zombie King: "I will get these 3 idiots to protect me. Send those lazy (censored word)s here.
Knight Zombie: "Don't worry. The boat-"
Zombie King: "No. My battleship sails."
(A montage of the 4 zombies, playing "You are a Pirate" begins, while Snorkel Zombie is unconscious and is in the water, and The Zombie O.O vomits at him)
Zombie King: "Gee, I'm so hungry-what. SHROOMS?"
The Zombie O.O: "Oh no! IT'S HAS TO BE THOSE NEW-FANGLED DRUG-SHROOMS THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT THESE DAYS!"
(30 minutes later, the King is drugged by the Hypno-shrooms)
(One day later)
Envoy: "One day already, and still no word."
Knight Zombie: "Actually, it has been 23 hours only."
(Wizard Zombie enters)
Wizard Zombie: "The King has eaten mushrooms! He is now drugged! But, as it is written: Only BRAINS, can defeat HYPNO!"
Envoy: "Alright, let's get them brains!" (With magic, he throws brains to Zombie King, who instantly gets cured)
(When the brain got to Zombie King, he got turned back to normal)
Zombie King: "You saved me!"
Conehead Zombie: "Greaattt. Because I just realised, BUCKET-head Zombies were the one who got those brains!"
The Zombie O.O: "Now where is Crazy Dave?"
Snorkel Zombie: (Looks around) "Over there!"
Crazy Dave: "..."
Zombie King: "Crazy Dave! Where is my Wii?"
Crazy Dave: "But, Future Zombie and his minions have seized the Wii!"
(Dramatic music is played as the camera zooms in on the zombie's shocked faces)
Zombie King: "NO! Future Zombie MUST DIE!"
(They go into Future Zombie's mansion)
Future Zombie: "Your majesty, join me-"
Zombie King: (Drinks some water) "SHUT UP! YOU MUST DIE!" (Begins playing Justin Bieber)
Future Zombie: "STOP!"
(Zombie King continues playing Justin Bieber, causing Future Zombie to faint.)
Zombie King: "GREAT!"
The Zombie O.O: "The King."
Snorkel Zombie: "LOOK AT DAT WEEEEEE!"
Zombie King: (Silence) "YESS! YESSSSSSS!!"
(When they got back to the castle, it seems like they are playing some Zombie Party 8.)
Snorkel Zombie: "I wonder what's for next turn."
(Random montage of playing, then Zombie King wins the game.)
Zombie King: "Oh boy!"
(Suddenly, everything turns dark)
Zombie King: "What happened?"
Envoy: "Your majesty, there is no POWARRHH."
Zombie King: "........."
- The fan-fic is based on a video I watched.