A new fanfic to replace PvZ Begins that is loosely based on the Terminator films? Cool!
*a war-torn city is seen in the background*
NEVADA 2323 A.D.
*a Jetpack Zombie flies by in the background and fires his Z-1 Assault Blaster at the ground*
THE MACHINES ROSE FROM THE ASHES OF THE DOOM-SHROOM FIRE.
*a Cob Cannon enters from the left and rolls across the screen*
THEIR WAR TO EAT BRAINS HAS RAGED FOR DECADES.
*various plants can be heard fighting with the zombies in the background as the screen flashes with thunder*
BUT THE FINAL BATTLE WOULD NOT BE FOUGHT IN THE FAR FUTURE.
IT WOULD BE FOUGHT HERE, IN OUR PRESENT.
*screen starts fading to black*
*screen turns fully black*
*the giant letters in THE PONCHO-NATOR slowly scroll onto the camera as the opening credits roll*
Plants vs. Zombies Fan Fiction Wiki presents
An IMCR8Z fan fiction
Poncho Zombie as The Poncho-nator
Crazy Dave as Dave Connor
Penny as Karla Resse
And Zomboni as "That dude that always gets his Zamboni stolen"
*the camera zooms out to reveal the title*
Part 1: The Ponchoman Cometh
*an electric orb effect can be seen as a naked Poncho-nator emerges, crouched into a ball postition*
The Poncho-nator: *slowly gets up* *looks around*
Buckethead Zombie: *sees the naked Poncho Zombie* *laughs* *approaches him*
Zomboni and Conehead Zombie: *follow along Buckethead*
Buckethead Zombie (to The Poncho-nator): Nice night for a walk, eh? *bumps Zomboni in the arm*
The Poncho-nator: Nice night for a walk.
Zomboni: Wash day tomorrow. Nothing clean, right?
The Poncho-nator: I didn't know, right?
Buckethead Zombie, Zomboni, and Conehead Zombie (together): *laugh at The Poncho-nator*
The Poncho-nator (to Zomboni): Your clothes, give them to me, NOW!
Buckethead Zombie (to The Poncho-nator): *verbally insults him*
Zomboni and Conehead Zombie: *pull out 1 knife each*
The Poncho-nator: *pushes Buckethead Zombie with one hand and into a nearby gate, vanquishing him instantly* *kickes Conehead Zombie as he attempts to stab him* *punches Zomboni in the crotch, making him drop his knife, and The Poncho-nator's fist goes through Zomboni's stomach* Hasta la vista, baby! *drops Zomboni on the ground, vanquishing him*
TO BE CONTINUED...