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By Reap

Characters[]

  • Engineer
  • Scientist
  • All-Star
  • Foot-Soldier
  • Crazy Dave
  • Sunflower

Transcript/Story[]

June 10, 2013

The Legendary Tale..[]

All-Star: Were finally anounced on a new war! COOL!

Scientist: I think it is legitimate. I can use my new technology on those pesky little plants!

Foot-Soldier: Woah, there soldier, don't go all "YAAY IT'S A FIGHT!". Remember, it's a war!

Engineer: I hope I'm funny in this war!

~Everyone except Engineer doubted that he will be funny~

Scientist: YOU! FUNNY?!?!? NOT EVEN! You don't even have the rights! You have a lack of a running gag!

All-Star: Haha! No-Stars can't be funny!

Foot-Soldier: YOU ARE NOT PREPARED FOR WAR!

Engineer: That's mean..

All-Star: SO WHAT!? 

Scientist: Yah! You always fail on puns, Mr. Engineer NO FUNNY PANTS!

Engineer: -_- I hate you guys

~Hours of laughing, the zombies had to plan their attack for the start of the war~

Engineer: It's hopeless, I'll never be funny!

~Foot-Soldier shows up~

Engineer: Why are you here? You're gonna laugh at me..

Foot-Soldier: Hey, I did say that you aren't funny, but that doesn't mean that you should give up! Zombes never give up, fighting for the brains! But hey, I know something that can make you funny!

Engineer: Really? What is it?

~Foot-Soldier gets the map from his ZPG container~

Foot-Soldier: Here.. the map to the Legendary Butt-crack.

Engineer: Woaah..  have to go there now!

Foot-Soldier: Woah there, soldier! Our boss didn't even pack us weapons! You can't go there without weapons! You'll be Head-Popped!

Engineer: Your'e right, I need to train

Foot-Soldier: Indeed! Let's start!

~Training Montage happens, training montage music starts playing~

Engineer: *runs on a zombie treadmill* 

Foot-Soldier: FASTER SOLDIER!

Engineer: *doing push-ups* 995, 996, 997, 998, 998, 999, 1000! 

Foot-Soldier: KEEP IT UP!

Engineer: *does jumping jacks*

Foot-Soldier: Your'e getting the hang of it!

~Foot-Soldier uses the Dummy Shield he stole from All-Star and uses it as the final part of the training montage~

Foot-Soldier: Final test.. soldier

Engineer: I am ready.. *destroys the Dummy Shield using his willpower* HIYA!

Foot-Soldier: You are officially ready!

June 11, 2013

Escaping Dr. Zomboss Estate[]

Dr. Zomboss: Here are your weapons! Don't leave the base until the war starts!

All Zombies: YES ZOMBIE LORD SCIENTIST!

~In a secret base~

Foot Soldier: Apparently, the cave where the Legendary Butt-crack resides is out of our base..

Engineer: What will we do now?

Foot-Soldier: We have to sneak out!

Engineer: That is probably impossible! He created lots of security devices.. LASERS... ROBOTS.... BLIMPS...ROBOT BLIMPS...ROBOT BLIMPS WITH LASERS! He has the mode of a boss!

Foot-Soldier: Use your training.. It will be fine!

~It is now night~

Foot-Soldier: Now's the chance!

Engineer: Wish me brains!

~Engineer is now in the exit room.. with a bunch of guards~

Engineer: Hehehe..

~Engineer activates the Jackhammer to distract them~

Zombot Guard 1: WHAT IS THAT NOISE! 

Zombot Guard 2: MAYBE YOU ARE CRAZY ZOMBOT GUARD 1!

Zombot Guard 3: WE ARE ROBOTS! WE ARE NOT CRAZY! WE ARE JUST ROBOTIC

Zombot Guard 1: CORRECT ZOMBOT GUARD 3! BUT WE SHALL CHECK THAT DOOR CALLED ROOL THERTY FOOR

Zombot Guard 2: YOU ARE WRONG! IT'S CALLED CAHP KAKES

Zombot Guard 3: CAN'T YOU READ? IT'S JUST CALLED DOOR!

Zombot Guard 2: OH!

Zombot Guard 1: WHATEVER! WE SHALL CHECK!

~Zombot Guards check the Door~

Engineer: Coast is clear! I just need to get past those Lasers!

~Engineer succesfully goes past the lasers..~

Engineer: and finally.. the blimps.. I have a dart sooo..

~Engineer throws the dart at the blimp, and the blimp pops~

Engineer: HAHA!

Foot-Soldier: You are doing well, soldier

Engineer: IM OUT! 

~Robot Blimps with Lasers show up~

Robot Blimp w/ Laser 1: HALT ZOMBIE!

Engineer: *wears a Dr. Zomboss mask* What are you talking about? I am Dr. Zomboss!

Robot Blimp w/ Laser 2: WHY ARE YOU DISRESPECTING THE MASTER?

Robot Blimp w/ Laser 1: I THOUGHT THAT HE WAS AN ENGINEER

Robot Blimp w/ Laser 2: WHATEVER, WE SHALL TALK ABOUT THIS! ROBOT BLIMP TO ROBOT BLIMP

Engineer: Hehe.. I'M FREE!

Foot-Soldier: Good brains, Engineer

Claming the Legend[]

Engineer: The cave!

~Engineer succesfully goes in~

Engineer: THE BUTT-CRACK!

~The butt-crack appears in the butt-stand~

Engineer: Good thing I have my butt rock to replace it!

~Engineer carefully goes through the traps and the puzzles, he was finally in the chamber of the Butt-cracks~

Engineer: Carefully..

~Engineer replaces the Legendary Butt-crack with the Butt Rock, however, the place now starts to self destruct~

Engineer: Uh-oh! 

~Engineer ran through the dangerous paths and was able to escape, outside, the Legendary Butt-crack started to merge with Engineer's butt~

Engineer: Woah.. my butt...

~The Legendary Butt-crack finally merged ~

Engineer: WOW! I have to tell everyone!

~Engineer goes back to Zomboss Estate, without getting caught~

February 25, 2014

Epilogue: Engineer's Legendary Butt Crack[]

9:30

Sunflower: Oh Crazy Dave.. Why always oversleep?

~Sunflower gets his sauce-gong pan~

Sunflower: 3..2...1..

~Sunflower bangs the sauce pan.. and Crazy Dave wakes up!~

Crazy Dave: AAAHH! IM UP! IM UP!

Sunflower: Why do you wake up late!?!

Crazy Dave: I'm sorry Sunflower.. I'm just a bit CRAAAZZYY! Here, have a donut

Sunflower: 1. It's ok Crazy Davey and 2. YAY! DONUTS! 

~Sunflower eats the Donut~

Sunflower: Delish!

Crazy Dave: So cute! Anyways, we got a CRAAAZZZYY WAR now! Let's get going!

Sunflower: YAY!

~At the Zomboss Estate~

Dr. Zomboss: RISE MY ZOMBIES! WE GOT A WAR TO WIN!

All Zombies: Yes SCIENTIST SIR!

~In the War~

All-Star: HAHA! ENGINEER! YOUR'E BUTT CRACK!

Scientist: I know right! He is so funny and legit!

Foot-Soldier: Now THATS A SOLDIER!

Engineer: Thanks guys! 

~Engineer gets his jackhammer~

Engineer: WE SHALL WIN THE WAR! LETS GET GOING!

All Zombies: YEAH!

The End

Trivia[]

  • In the beginning of the epilogue, Sunflower wakes up Crazy Dave with a saucepan. This is a reference of one of Princess Kitty's comics. I did it to help everyone hear about this!
    • Also, when Crazy Dave gave Sunflower a Donut as a sign of apology, she said YAY! DONUTS. This is a reference to another Fan fic, Sunflower and The Donuts?! as a sign of respect that it's a featured fan fic
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