Made by: The Zombie O.O
Note: This is my first fanfic.
List of story stuff...
1)When Crazy Dave lands on Chilli Bean, causing a large fart, it is actually a reference to the Kung-Fu World Trailer, where Tall-nut lands on a Chilli Bean.
2)Repeater's exploding "gifts" is a reference to Jokey Smurf, who gives presents that blow up to gullible smurfs.
Chapter 1: The Prank Begins
Date: 29/5/14. Location: Crazy Dave's House, Player's Town One night, Sunflower is walking into Crazy Dave's bathroom with a bag of liquid...
The next day...
Crazy Dave: *Yawns* Another day, now to have a shower and plant some plants....
- Crazy Dave turns on the shower, but instead of water, green liquid pours out!*
Crazy Dave: Wha- *looks at mirror* AAAGGGHHH!
Sunflower (From another room): Hehehe...
Crazy Dave: Ok Dave, don't panic, don't panic...you just need to wipe yourself up... *Grabs some soap and water from the tap and washes himself up.*
Crazy Dave: There, i think i should be clean now! *He does not realize he is still green and looks more like a zombie.*
Crazy Dave: Oh hello plants! *Opens door*
Scaredy-shroom: AAAAH! You aren't the man from the c-c-circus...you're the Z-z-z-zombie BOSS!
- The plants turn around and start shooting at Dave*
Crazy Dave: OW! OOH, ARGH! What did i ever do to you?! *Runs off*
- Peashooter notices Sunflower laughing*
Peashooter: Hey Sunflower, what's with the laughing?
Sunflower: Oh, i played a prank on Dave today! That "zombie" over there was Crazy DAVE! Ahahahahha!
Kernel-pult: Whoa, cool! May we prank him also?
Sunflower: SURE! It's gonna be fun anyways. Now Scaredy!
Scaredy-shroom: Y-y-y-y-yes sunflower?
Sunflower: You guard the lawn at night! BY YOURSELF.
Scaredy-shroom: WHAT?! But t-t-t-there might be z-z-z-z-zombies!
Squash: It's for the pranks! Now goodbye!
Scaredy-shroom: NO! Wai- *Door locks*
Later, at night...
Crazy Dave: It should be safe now...wait, why is Scaredy guarding the lawn alone? But anyways, that'll allow me to escape quicker.. *Sneaks into house and lands onto bed*
Chapter 2: The Ordeal of Breakfast
Date: 31/5/14. Crazy Dave: Aah, morning! Now to get- wait, why am i stuck?
- Sees a pool of butter on his bed*
Kernel-pult (Outside Crazy Dave's room): Score! Hahahah...
Later, after 1 hour of getting up...
Crazy Dave: Let's see what i have in my fridge...i remember i had...PRECIOUS TACOS! O.O
- Opens fridge, only for a leaf to punch him into it, causing Hot Sauce and pieces of taco to be on his face.*
Bonk Choy (On ceiling): He's so gonna be mad....hey Flower Pot! Don't tickle my roots!
Flower Pot: I-i-i-i-i-i'm not! It's W-w-w-w-w-winter m-me-me-melon! He's j-j-just way t-t-too cold!
Winter Melon: WHAT?! I have to withstand Kernel's butter on my "Pult"!
Crazy Dave: Oghh...i really need to take a bath... *Goes into bathroom*
Crazy Dave: HEY! W-w-why is the water c-c-c-c-c-c-cold?! (Frozen peas start floating from the water)
Snow Pea: Sunflower really has good ideas sometimes!
Several minutes later, in the dining room, Crazy Dave is sitting at a table with Chomper, Peashooter and Sunflower.
Chomper: Oh hey Dave!
Crazy Dave: Ok, w-w-w-which Peashooter h-h-h-has been acting w-w-w-weird today?
Peashooter: I don't know, it isn't me still...
Sunflower: Yeah, who would do that?
Cabbage-pult (Rushes from kitchen to Dining Room): INCOMING! I got the soup for you guys! Come, have some! *Cabbage-pult puts a mean soup on the table*
Chomper: Errgh, i spit goop, but this is... BLERGH!
Cabbage-pult: When i cook soup, everyone eats it if they don't want to seem like a cabbage without roots!
Sunflower: No offense cabbage, this is horrible! *Leaves table immediately*
Peashooter: I'm out of here! *Runs off*
Crazy Dave: Fine, more for me then! *Eats all of the soup*
Crazy Dave: Aah, that was goo- oh wait...my stomach hurts! I NEED THE TOILETT (Runs away)
Cabbage-pult: Oh dang, laxative may be a bit too poisonous for my soup. Maybe i can make it fluorescent with fluorescein...
- A few hours later*
Crazy Dave: Aah, that felt good...i don't know why i had to go and do my business so badly.. anyways, (Bursts out of the door) HELLO PLAN- (Blasted by wind)
Blover: Huh? Oh hey Crazy Dave!
Crazy Dave: BLOVER! Why did yo-....... OWWW! *Jumps up*
Spikeweed: See Blover, i knew this would work...
- Crazy Dave lands on Chilli Bean, causing a large fart.*
Snapdragon: *Comes out and accidentally smells gas* WHAT TH- oh yeah, the prank! *Breathes fire at Dave's posterior*
Crazy Dave: UGGGGG- AARGGGG *Runs into direction of Zomboss Estate*
Chapter 3: Football Zombie's determination
31/5/14. Zomboss Estate, Forest of BRAINSZ
Dr. Zomboss: Now Zombies, do you know what to do?
Dr. Zomboss: Aah yes, you attack Crazy Dave's-
Crazy Dave (Reaching Zomboss Estate): AAAAAAGGGGG someone put out da fire!
Football Zombie: *Sees Crazy Dave* Brainsz! *Crashes through Zombies*
Zombie: HEY, watch it!
Zombie #2: Yeah, stupid footballer! He never seen one before anyways....
Football Zombie: Bring me your BRAINS (Runs towards Crazy Dave)
Crazy Dave: Aaah! HELP! HELP!! *Runs back to the house*
Dr. Zomboss: Now, activate the ZOMBLIMP! *Zombies jump into Zomblimp, while Zomboss uses his ZomBox to control it*
Crazy Dave: HELP! Someplant save me! A Zombie!
Football Zombie: COME BACK!
Peashooter: Ready, aim, fire!
- Plants start shooting Zomblimp and Football Zombie*
Crazy Dave: Great scott! I have to scoot! *Runs into house*
Chapter 4: The Penta-peater prank
Date: 1/6/14. Location: Living room of Crazy Dave
Middle Head: COME ON! Why am i not getting any kills?!
- Threepeater is seen playing PvZGW, and Crazy Dave appears behind them*
Left Head: Psst, guys! He's behind us! Activate the button!
Right Head: Oh, ok! *Presses button and Crazy Dave falls into a hole*
Crazy Dave: AAah!
- Crazy Dave falls into a hole*
- A few hours later...*
Crazy Dave: Urgh, there! I finally made it out!
Crazy Dave: Now to go to sle- zzzzzz *BOOOM*
Crazy Dave (With his face burnt): What the...
Sunflower: Ahahhaha! We were pranking you so much earlier!And the day before yesterday..
Crazy Dave: WHAT?!
Cabbage-pult: Yes, we did! We totally made you so dumb!
- Later, after the plants told about their pranks*
Crazy Dave: PLANTS!! Stop the pranks, OKAY?!
Repeater: Ok ok ok....jk, nope! AHAHAHAHA!
Crazy Dave: GRRRRR!
Repeater: Fine fine fine...here, have a present!
Crazy Dave: A present? For me? *Opens*
- Present explodes*
Crazy Dave: .....
Location: Zen Garden area for Night Plants
Crazy Dave: And you will STAY THERE until tomorrow! GOOD NIGHT!
Melon-pult: Blasted! Sunflower, did you think this would be a good idea?
Repeater: Yeah, we got total night now!
Threepeater's middle and right head: And no games!
Left Head: To cheat at!
Crazy Dave (Outside): There, that should do the- AAH!
- Crazy Dave stepped on Spikeweed, and Crazy Dave tumbles into the Garden, landing near Scaredy-shroom*
Scaredy-shroom: Zzzzz...wait what?! EEK! It's the guy NOT from the circus!
- This is the first fan fiction created by The Zombie O.O
- All the "-pult" plants appear in the fan fiction.
- This is one of the first fan fictions where a plant mentions a chemical in real life.