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By BGB64.

StoryEdit

Plants are auditioning for being the lead singer in Zombies on Your Lawn.

CattailEdit

Cattail: Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan

Director: CUT

Me: But why? Cattail's my favourite plant! Second only to coffee bean.

Director: I'm the director.

Me: *sigh* Fine.

Cattail: Nooooooooo-

Cattail gets dragged away by the director

ImitaterEdit

Imitater: Mercy Me James (name of director]:cuuut Me:heck he didn't imtatae Imater: next time ill sing Thiller. Dance Zombie: Grrrrrrr

Directer: We'll see...

Coffee BeanEdit

Coffee Bean: TheresazombieonyourlawntheresazombieonyourlawntheresazombieonyourlawnwedontwantzombiesonthelawnIknowyoutypetalldarkanddeadyouwanttoeatallthecoffeeinmyheadandtheneatthebrainsoftheonewhoplantedmehereImjustacoffebeanbutseemewakeupanentireinfantryyoulikethetasteofbrainswedon'tlikezombies

Director: CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: But- but...he's the best we have...

Director: NO HE ISN'T!

SunflowerEdit

Sunflower:

There's a zombie on your lawn

There's a zombie on your lawn

There's a zombie on your lawn

We don't want zombies on the lawn


I know your type: tall, dark, and dead

You want to bite all the petals off of my head

And then eat the brains of the one who planted me here

I'm just a sunflower but see me power an entire infantry

You like the taste of brains we don't like zombies


There's a zombie on your lawn


There's a zombie on your lawn


There's a zombie on your lawn


We don't want zombies on the lawn


Maybe it's time to reevaluate


I know you have a lot of food on your plate


Brains are quite rich in cholesterol

You're dead so it doesn't matter,


Instead we'll use this solar power to make a lawn defense at any hour


There's a zombie on your lawn

There's a zombie on your lawn

There's a zombie on your lawn


We don't want zombies on the lawn



Director: CUT!!!

Me: YAY!

Director: That's better.

Wall-Nut:

(Kills all zombies)

Director:CUT!!!

Me:But it's not his fault...

Director:So?

Tall-Nut:

There's a zombie on...

Director:CUT!!!

Me:You just failed him because he has a deep voice.

Director:Fine.You get the job.

Tall-Nut:YAY :)!

THE END

TriviaEdit

  • All the ideas came from a youtube audition series.made by rfm767

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