This is the story when and where the first/second PVZ events happened.
During the time, Dave lived in a sleepy town around USA, called Neighborville. The US government wants to turn the town into a busy area, however, are failing miserably since the townsfolk insisted and decided to keep the place peaceful. The story takes part into 1985, 2009, 2013, 2014, 2323, 40,000 B.C, 1960's, 1600's, and the Chinese Dynasties era. During Dennis and Ellie's travel through time, the zombies starts to get stronger and stronger - each day! But can Dr. Zomboss be truly stopped?
To do List:
- Finish at least 3 chapters a day.
- Describe characters.
- Add pics.
Unimportant info
Wrote this at 12:08 AM.
(9/9/15) I haven't wrote a chapter in like forever. Going to try to be more active.
Characters
Dr. Zomboss
Herald and his friend
Harvast P. Dan
Crazy Dave
Sunflower
Peashooter
Beet
Bonk Choy
Chomper
Repeater
Wall - Hard - Tall - nut
Iron Maiden(s)
Dipper (cameo)
Mabel (cameo)
Multiple unimportant zombies
Gargantuars
Zombie King
Jester Zombie
Frozen Zombies
Attention! (Notes, I guess?)
Some songs in this story are completely parodied from other songs.
Dennis and Ellie are twins, not friends.
Some locations in this story are real, i.e. Pearl River Delta.
This is heavily inspired by this link.
References
Herald and the unknown man are inspired from Harold and George from the Captain Underpants series.
The video transmission from chapter one is similar to Call Of Duty: Advanced Warfare KVA threat message.
ATLAS is mentioned a few times through out the story, even if it didn't exist until 2040.
Dennis is inspired from a character in Roblox.
The Great Mushroom War is from Adventure Time.
The chapter "son of a bleep-blob" is a reference from Adventure Time.
Harvast Patch Dan Westnorth is a name full of references:
- Westnorth is a name which is Northwest swapped. It is also a reference to Gravity Falls.
- Harvast is actually "Harvest", as in farming.
- Patch is those squares on worn-away clothings.
The name Tominic comes from C Students, created by AnimatedJames.
Pea-pants is actually a pun of the word "Pee-pants". Seems inappropriate, eh?
Battle For Dream Castle is a parody of Battle For Dream Island (BFDC and BFDI - make sense?).
Prologue - Pearl River Delta Secret Base
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<AUDIO TRANSMISSION>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
???: Carry, the stupid barrel of acid...
??? and ???: Yes, Zomboss.
(Barrel drops, one of them spills)
Zomboss: GOD DAMN IT, HERALD! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU!?
Herald: Twice, sir.
???: Time to mop this s*** up...
(Mop is used on the acid; breaks in half)
Herald: Sir! Th-t-the... the acid! It's too powerful to clean up!
Zomboss: Shut up! Get me another barrel of acid here RIGHT NO-!
(Sudden zombie noises, brains grumbling)
???: OH GOD! OH GOD OH GOD OH GO-
Zomboss: GET THE HE(static) OUT OF HE(static) YOU BLOODY CREATU-!
(Sudden static; nothing else happens.)
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<END OF TRANSMISSION>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Chapter 1: The Threat
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<VIDEO TRANSMISSION>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Dr. Zomboss: Hello world. I have awaken from your sleep.
Dr. Zomboss: I have waken you up to warn you something.
Dr. Zomboss: Give me yo(static) brains so you won't be affected.
Dr. Zomboss: If you don't give us your brains, we shall kill your family, friends and everyone.
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<END OF TRANSMISSION>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Time Period: The Zombie War of '87 - '93
(2 days after the transmission, the world was in danger of this inhuman professor. Governments setted up some some camps (similar to ATLAS's camp from CoD A.W.) to protect the humans, while some remained in their protective houses. Those who remained in their puny huts died, while the remainings who hid in camps survived. It was not long until Harvast P. Dan and Crazy Dave came along...)
OLD FACTORY - 1987 - AUGUST 25TH - BLOOM AND DOOM SEEDS CO. 4:30 PM
Harvast Patch Dan Westnorth: Hey, Dave! I think I found something!
Crazy Dave: What is it?
Harvast: It's a HUGE bag full of... "special seeds pack"?
Crazy Dave: Name yo' price!
Harvast: $2000! Pay it down or lay it down!
Crazy Dave: Here. (Hands out money to Harvast) SNOOZE IT OR LOSE IT!
Harvest: Alright! Alright! Here is the bag! (Hands bag to Crazy Dave)
Crazy Dave: YES!!!
(6 hours later)
Crazy Dave: Finally... planted 'em all... took a freaking eternity...
(Crazy Dave looks around proudly in his room - he didn't have a garden back then)
Crazy Dave: *YAWN* time to go to... bed... OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHhhhhhh... (falls onto bed and sleeps)
Chapter 1.5: What the!?
DAVID BROWN HOUSE - 1987 - AUGUST 26TH: 7:15 AM
(Alarm rings)
Crazy Dave: WOOOOOO! I feel aliv-!
(Weird looking sunflower stares at him; Crazy Dave stares back; everyone stares at him)
Crazy Dave, some sunflower, multiple plants: ...WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?
Crazy Dave: H-h-how'd you grow so damn fast!?
Some sunflower: We're just some special growing plants that grows exceedingly quick!
Crazy Dave: What's your name?
Some sunflower: Janey.
Some Peashooter: David.
Some Repeater: John.
Some Melon-Pult and Winter-Melon: Dominic and Tominic.
Some Threepeater: Nort, Port and Lort.
Some Cattail: Meow! Woo- I mean, Meow-nee!
(Goes on for 15 minutes)
Crazy Dave: (Already about to lose his sanity) ENOUGH, MY GOD!!!
(Everyone stops)
Crazy Dave: (Frustrated expression) This is it! No more name-game!
(Awww...)
Chapter 2: World Collapsing; Plantastic Plans
(5 hours later after THAT event...)
Gatling-Pea: Alright, you Pea-Plants! Me and Captain David have talked with Crazy Dave: the world is in danger!
(Gasp!)
Wayne (Wall-nut): WHAT!?
Dayne (Tall-nut): This is an OUTRAGE!
Trayne (Hard-Nut) Unbelievable!
Layne (Iron Maiden) That is horrible!
Gatling-Pea: This is serious, you nutty Nuts! The zombies has taken over whole of Europe, Britain, Beijing, South Korea, North Korea and almost the whole of Asia! They've taken over half of USA already! WE NEED TO FIGHT BACK, DO YOU UNDERSTAND!??!?!?!
Every plant: Sir, yes, sir!
Elise and Ellie (Twin-Sunflower): S-sir, yes, sir!
(Plannings to fight back zombies)
David: Alright, plants. We need to invade Dr. Zomboss's estate by secret, or our cover will be blown! When our cover are shown, either run for your lives, or throw Chilly-Beans at the defenses!
David: once we overcome the defenses, we will secure the facility and find for a secret file: Mystery Seeds. This file is super important, and if we fail this infiltration, we'll never catch up in this war! Does anyone UNDERSTAND?
Every plant: WE UNDERSTAND!
Chapter 2.1: The Facility infiltration
(Crazy Dave and the plants have set up camps near the estate, and are almost ready to infiltrate the facility)
Crazy Dave: Alright, blueberries! Quickly run over there and plant a cherry-time bomb there!
Blueberries: Yes, Master Dave!
(Blueberries sneaks to the door; plants bomb)
Blueberries' mind: (Oh glob! Gotta run!)
(Blueberries accidentally throws smoke grenade at the door; luckily lands outside when the door explodes)
Crazy Dave and others: Woah! That was nice!
Blueberries: Woooo... (collapses onto the floor, but doesn't faint)
Zombie Guard: Whatz waz zat?
Zombie Guard: Nothing. Just ignore it.
(David and Gatling-Pea sneaks like a ninja and snaps neck of the two zombie guards)
Gatling-Pea: Go go go!
(Meanwhile, Trayne was kept on a lookout with audio listeners at the roof of the facility)
Dr. Zomboss: I hear door knocks. Unless that's the Girl Scouts giving me cookies, don't open the door.
Trayne: Mike? Mike?
Mike (Chard Guard): Trayne? What's the status?
Trayne: Zomboss's on the pool relaxing. He's getting distracted.
Mike: Copy that. (Puts down headset radio)
Mike: David, get some volunteers to get girl scout uniforms.
David: Are you kidding me? Who commanded you to say that?
Mike: Trayne said that Dr. Zomboss isn't going to open the door unless it's girl scout cookies.
David: ...Wow. Why is the world so obsessed with Girl Scout Cookies now?
Mike: Don't ask me. Ask them!
Chapter 2.3: Plants as Girl Scout Cookies vs. Zombies as Guards who likes Girl Scout Cookies too much (What even...)
(David assigned a few girl plants to be Girl Scout Cookies, which Janey, Meow-nee and Gary the girl Marigold took part. Though it was weird for them to actually stuff knockout powder inside the cookies, they went and risk it anyway. A few cookies aren't added with knockout powder, but most of them... too much powder in them.)
(Knock, knock!)
Zombie Guard: Who's there!?
Janey: Girl Scout Cookies!
Zombie Guard: (Opens door window) Hmmm... YES! Girl Scout Cookies are the best! You may come in.
(Zombie Guards were tricked by the disguise, even Zomboss was.)
Meow-nee: Meo- I mean, Here are the cookies, Mr. George!
Dr. Zomboss: Thank you girls! (Yes! It's been forever I've ever had Girl Scout Cookies!)
Gary: (Whispers to Janey and Meow-nee quietly) Now let's get out of here!
(Meow-nee, Janey and Gary speed-walks out of the door; Janey almost dropped the disguise, making suspicion in a few zombie guards)
Zombie Guard: Ah, George?
George (Zombie Guard): Yah, Herald?
Herald (Zombie Guard): Do you have a feeling... those Girl Scouts were... plants?
(Every one Zombie Guard except for Dr. Zomboss stared at Herald and laughs at him ridiculously.)
Herald: :(
(Seconds later, 75% of the Zombie Guards and Dr. Zomboss are fully knocked out. They couldn't be waken up.
Zombie Guard: Why arz them asleepz?
Zombie Guard: Heraldz down, so... I think they're just zleeping in joyz of Girlz Scout Cookz.
Zombie Guard: Mabez. Maybz.
(Plants busts in)
All plants, including the disguised Girl Scouts: RAISE YO' HANDS UP OR DIE!
Remaining Zombie Guards: WHOOP! S***! WE'RE UNDER AT-
(Slapped by Crazy Dave; dies)
Chapter 2.5: The file
(Dayne and Layne running to the location of the Mystery Seeds file)
Dayne: Huh? What's that on that dead dude's hand?
(Layne picks up the papers)
Layne: My...ter... can't read that with my shield. Read that for me, will ya, brother?
(Dayne reads the title: Mystery Seeds page 11)
Dayne: Mystery Seeds Pa-?
Layne: Let's go to get the rest of the pages!
(15 minutes later)
(Infi-nut (Wayne) was waiting for them to get the files)
Dayne: Here's the files!
(Wayne reads 2 pages)
Wayne: This isn't any file... it's a f***ing awesome one!
(Wayne sees a Mystery Seed on the floor)
Wayne: What's that? (Picks it up and sees the label says "Mystery Seeds: Collection No. 1) YES!
Dayne: What is it?
Wayne: The seed Crazy Dave's lookin' for!
(4 hours later)
(Crazy Dave checking status on Coconut Radar: finds threatening sightings)
Crazy Dave: Oh good night Irene! I gotta move that gear up! (Gotta tell the plants)
(Whistles; plants suddenly appears)
Crazy Dave: I've found out that Dr. Zomboss...
Plants: What?
Crazy Dave: Is...
Plants: WHAT IS IT?!
Crazy Dave: About to launch a massive attack on all of America! ... And the entire world.
David: Wha-!?
Chapter 3: Plants' greatest fightback
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Chapter 4: Peace at last
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Chapter 1 Z (zombies): Plan for Revenge Wars
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Chapter 1.5 Z: SON OF A BLEEP-BLOB!
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Chapter 5: The Duo and the Adopted
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Chapter 6: Jobs, jobs, what to do?
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Chapter 7: Garden Mishaps
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Chapter 7.5: Come on, Beet!
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Chapter 2Z: That isn't any normal garden.
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Chapter 8: Midnight Battle
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Chapter 9: Desert Trip
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Chapter 3 Z: Zombie Training Mishaps
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Chapter 10: What's the date again? 40,000 B.C.!?
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Chapter 11: Start of Prehistory
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Chapter 12: The Great Wall of China
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Chapter 13: Quick! Run!
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Chapter 14: Pirate-napped!
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Chapter 4Z: Weed wackin'
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Chapter 15: Those ain't pirates!
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Chapter 16: Wild Wildz West
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Chapter 17: Farthest into the Future...
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Chapter 17.5: The Ultimate Battle of Tomorrow!
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Chapter 18: Operation Megazclouds24
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Chapter 5 Z: Where are they?
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Chapter 19: Darkest Ages of the Plague
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Chapter 20: Battle for Dream Castle!
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Chapter 21: Home, Sweet Home!
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Chapter 22: Super Smash Bros. Tournament? Really!?
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Chapter 6 Z: Distracted Zombies
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Chapter 23: Let's go the the Beach!
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Chapter 24: That beach isn't any normal beach...
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Chapter 7 Z: Distracted Beings mean delicious brains
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Chapter 25: RETREAT!!!
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Chapter 26: Garden Mishaps 2: Chomper's Attitude
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Chapter 27: Ice (p)Age are sure sp-ICY!
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Chapter 8 Z: Brrrr! Ive gotten frostbight!
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Chapter 28: That's no snowball... that's a freezer.
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Chapter 29: Kung-Fu land of China!
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Chapter 9 Z: I can barely hold this stupid Kung-Fu stick...
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Chapter 30: Journey to the West is long...
Chapter 31: End of the Journey
Chapter 32: End of our adventures... for now
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Chapter 1 H (humans): Garden Mishaps 3: The Rebel Plants Strikes Back
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Chapter 2 H: Turn the Beet up!
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Chapter 3 H: One of THOSE days...
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Bonus Human Chapter: Ellie's Sad Attitude
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Bonus Human Chapter: Dennis' Frustration
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Bonus Human Chapter: Fritz's Sleep Problems
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Bonus Human Chapter: Crazy Dave's Wacky Radio
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Chapter 10 Z: Stupid Robots Malfunctions
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Chapter ???: Time Twistin'
Chapter will release after final world of PVZ 2 is out/when announced
Chapter ??? Z: Prime Prashin'
Chapter will release after final world of PVZ 2 is out/when announced
Epilogue: The Great Mushroom War
Epilogue will release if Pendleton Ward air more evidence of The Great Mushroom War from Adventure Time, and even how it was caused to start.
Upcoming/Scrapped Characters
Fat Zombie
Generally a useless clumsy zombie, he is a overly obsessed undead person who ate too much brains and burger. He will be a minor threat to Crazy Dave.
Zombie Twins
A lot more destructive than the Brown twins. They will be a major threat in later chapters, mostly human chapters.
Gargantuan Brothers
They're both very muscular and is Gargantuar's brothers. Funny thing, is that they got them muscles from taking zombie-brand steroids, either than actually getting them, like what other gargantuans do.
Magician Card Zombie
He was born to be a magician card, as his cards cause mass-destruction, even can end earth. However, he is rather a very off-side characters, as he is more interested in eating human food rather than brains.
"Zombie" Dog
It is speculated to be very aggressive by many humans, however, it is actually a poor, hungry and stray dog, who was captured by Dr. Zomboss in hope for experiments for an actual zombie dog.. It turns out, however, to be immune to every single test liquid. The dog was originally going to be the major issue of Chapter 8, and more of a zombie.
Sir Melon, Commander Peashooter, General Tall-nut, Knight Cacti
They're the 4 most elite plants out of almost all of the plants. Gatling Pea manages to befriend them all by himself. However, Tall-nut can't really move much, but since he's very loyal and honest, they promoted him from Knight to General.
Magnet-Shroom's cousin
According to Magnety, his cousin was planted by Crazy Dave, but Benson (Magnety's cousin) fell onto the floor for some bizarre reason, and landed on a magnet, and Crazy Dave managed to mutate the magnet to the poor mushroom. Benson says it helps his thinking, even if it hurts when objects land on his head sometimes.
This fanfic is currently under construction! |