This is a story about The Zombies' evil plan to make The Plants think The Zombies are their friend.

Created by Ariq1144.


  • Basic Zombie
  • Conehead Zombie
  • Buckethead Zombie
  • Peashooter
  • Power Lily
  • Crazy Dave
  • Dr. Zomboss
  • Sunflower
  • Squash
  • Snow Pea
  • Potato Mine
  • Starfruit


One day in Neighborville...

Basic Zombie: "AAAAAHHH!!!"

Conehead Zombie: "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!"

Buckethead Zombie: "BRAINZ GONE WRONG!!!"

Peashooter: "There. Solved one small problem. A zombie problem. With a little help from Plant Food."

Power Lily: "Thanks to me!"

Peashooter: "Yeah. Thanks to you."

Crazy Dave: "Did somebody steal my towel? I was just taking a bath."

Peashooter: "No."

Crazy Dave: "By the way, I just found this rubber duck! I found it's fun if I bring it when I take a bath!"

Peashooter: "Sure, Dave, sure... Whatever you say..."

Chapter 1: Zombie FailureEdit

At the Zomboss Mansion...

Basic, Conehead, & Buckethead Zombie: "DR. ZOMBOSS! DR. ZOMBOSS!"

Dr. Zomboss: "What? You win?"

Basic Zombie: "No, we-"

Dr. Zomboss: "Excellent! I don't believe we won with this small force!"

Conehead Zombie: "We don't believe it neither."

Dr. Zomboss: "Wait, I think I understand what do you mean. You mean, YOU LOSE!!?"

Buckethead Zombie: "No, we don't lose. We just not win yet!"


Conehead Zombie: "On the bright side, we bring you this cute snowglobe."

Dr. Zomboss: "Grr!"

Buckethead Zombie: "And look! There's your little statue on it! Does it looks cute for you?"

Dr. Zomboss: "GRR!!"

Basic Zombie: "It's a little statue of you naked! And the statue of The Plants that are laughing at you!"

Dr. Zomboss: "GGRRR!!!!!"

Basic, Conehead, & Buckethead Zombie: "Does it looks cute to you?"


Basic Zombie: "AAAHH!!!"

Conehead Zombie: "Hey! No laser guns! OUCH!"

Buckethead Zombie: "IT BUURRNSS!!!"

Chapter 2: A Friendly Zombie PlanEdit

Basic Zombie: "I still don't get it why he's getting mad at us."

Conehead Zombie: "Me too. Maybe he didn't like his statue."

Buckethead Zombie: "The statue of him naked. What is wrong with that? Why he didn't like it?"

Basic Zombie: "..."

Buckethead Zombie: "What's wrong, Basic Zombie?"

Basic Zombie: "Don't call me basic! ..........."

Buckethead Zombie: "What is wrong with him?"

Conehead Zombie: "He's probably imagining brainz."

Basic Zombie: "..."

Conehead Zombie: "Basic? Basic! Hello? Basic."

Basic Zombie: "...I GOT AN IDEA!!!"

Buckethead Zombie: "What's that?"

Basic Zombie: "Let's steal Crazy Dave's brainz!"

Conehead Zombie: "We just do that and we failed. Let's think of another plan."

Basic, Conehead, & Buckethead Zombie: "......"

Buckethead Zombie: "I got it!"

Basic & Conehead Zombie: "What!?"

Buckethead Zombie: "...I forgot."

Conehead Zombie: "Whatever! I have an idea!"

Basic & Conehead Zombie: "And what's that?"

Conehead Zombie: "How about we try to make The Plantz sure we are their friend?"

Basic Zombie: "Awesome! Let's tell this idea to Dr. Zomboss!"

Conehead Zombie: "No, fool! Did you see what he do to us? He dumped us!"

Buckethead Zombie: "So, you mean, we have to do it alone?"

Conehead Zombie: "Yes! And I know, those plantz will never expect it..."

Basic, Conehead, & Buckethead Zombie: "HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

Chapter 3: Plantz GiftEdit

At the lawn...

Peashooter: "Hmm... I'm sure I see that bush moving..."

Basic, Conehead, & Buckethead Zombie: "HELLO!"

Peashooter: "ZOMBIES!" *shoot peas*

Conehead Zombie: "Ow! Wait, wait! We come in peas! I mean, peace!"

Peashooter: "What?"

Basic Zombie: "We just want to be your friendz!"

Peashooter: "Hmm... Is this a trick or something?"

Buckethead Zombie: "Of course not! And don't think this is Conehead's idea or something."

Peashooter: "..."

Conehead Zombie: "No, you stupid fool!" *hit Buckethead's head* "Hehe! Of course not!"

Buckethead Zombie "B-b-b-b-b-b-b!"

Conehead Zombie: "In fact, we bring you a gift!"

Basic Zombie: "Yeah! Because we're friendly!"

Buckethead Zombie: "B-b-b-b-b-b-b!"

Conehead Zombie: "Ugh." *hit Buckethead's head once more*

Buckethead Zombie: "BRAINZ!"

Basic Zombie: "Here's the gift!" *give the gift to Peashooter*

Peashooter: *Opens the gift* "Wow! A snowglobe! And there's me in the snowglobe! With other plants!"

Basic Zombie: "Yep."

Peashooter: "And we're laughing at..."

Basic Zombie: "Uh-uh?"

Peashooter: "....."

Basic, Conehead, & Buckethead Zombie: *grins*


Sunflower: "What's going on here?"

Peashooter: "You should see it yourself! HAHAHAHAHA!!!" *give the snowglobe to Sunflower*

Sunflower: "What are you zombies trying to plan now?" *sees the snowglobe* "HAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Squash: "What was this commotion is all about?"

Sunflower: *gigles* "See this!"

Squash: "What is this? Hmm...? BWAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Peashooter, Sunflower, & Squash: "HAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Peashooter: "You are different than other zombies! You're fun! We trusted you to become our friends."

Basic, Conehead, & Buckethead Zombie: *evil grins* "Hehehe!"

Chapter 4: A Friendly SongEdit

As The Plants' new friends, Basic, Conehead, & Buckethead is welcomed inside the garden...

Basic Zombie: "Wow! This garden is GREAT!"

Buckethead Zombie: "Yeah! There's so many plantz here! Gulp! Good thing we're their friend!"

Basic Zombie: "Yeah! I think this garden is better than Dr. Zomboss' graveyards! It's more fun here!"

Conehead Zombie: "Quit playing around! We have a plan, remember?"

Buckethead Zombie:  "Oh, yeah! The plan to make The Plantz sure we are their friend, so we can attack-"

Conehead Zombie: "SSH!!!" *hit Buckethead's head*

Buckethead Zombie: "B-b-b-b-b-b-b!"

Conehead Zombie: "Hey, Basic! Get me that log over there!"

Basic Zombie: "Okay. And I'm not basic." *give Conehead a log*

Conehead Zombie: "Perfect."


*Buckethead Zombie loses consciousness*

Conehead Zombie: "There. We get rid of that plan teller."

Basic Zombie: "By plan did you mean the plan to make The Plantz think we're-"


*Basic Zombie loses consciousness*

Conehead Zombie: "Huh."

Snow Pea: "Hi, Conehead! Whoa, why are they're lying on the ground?"

Conehead Zombie: "Ignore that."

Snow Pea: "Oh, by the way, there's someone that wants to meet you!"

Conehead Zombie: "Who?"

Crazy Dave: "Hi, neighbor! Wabby wabbo."

Conehead Zombie: "Argh! The pothead!"

Crazy Dave: "The Plants are so happy because you're our friend now."

Conehead Zombie: "Eheheh!"

Crazy Dave: "So, because The Plants are happy, I decided to sing a song!"

Conehead Zombie: "Oh no..."

Crazy Dave: "Sorry, what was that?"

Conehead Zombie: "Nothing."

*Basic & Buckethead Zombie wake up*

Basic Zombie: "Uhh... What's going on here?"

Buckethead Zombie: "My head hurts..."

Crazy Dave: "You two are just in luck! I'm just about to sing my song!"

Basic & Buckethead Zombie: "Huh?"

Crazy Dave: "Wabby wabbo! Wobba wabba wobba wabba wobba wabby wobba wab!"

Conehead Zombie: "Ugh, how about another song? But this one don't sing a gibberish one."

Crazy Dave: "Okay! Here we go: Once upon a time, there was friendly zombies... They give presents to plants, so that they became friends..."

Conehead Zombie: "It's not a bad song."

Crazy Dave: "But did you know that they, are just pretend to be friends... 'Cause they make up some plans, to get rid of The Plants..."

Conehead Zombie: "..."

Crazy Dave: "They may have tricked us, but we have some plant armies... Jalapenos, Dooms, and Cobs, Right directly to face!"

Conehead Zombie:  "G-Gulp!"

Crazy Dave: "Squashed, burned, or killed... That is what they will get, morover with Plant Foods, It max the firepower, making them easy to kill, if they tries to pretend... To... Be... Our... FRIEND!!!"

The Plants: *Applause Crazy Dave*

Crazy Dave: "Thank you! Thank you everyplant!"

*The Zombies are scared*

Crazy Dave: "Now, what do you think of my song? Is it great?"

Conehead Zombie: "Uh, yeah! It's, uh, great! G-Gulp!"

Crazy Dave: "Glad to hear it."

Suddenly, Dr. Zomboss teleported to the garden.

Dr. Zomboss: "Greetings, gardener!"

Sunflower: "Gasp! It's Dr. Zomboss!"

Crazy Dave: "Hi, neighbor! How's it going?"

Dr. Zomboss: "Nothing. I just want to tell you, that these 'so-called friendly zombies' are just pretend to be your friends. They think if you believe they are your friends, they can get David's brainz!"

*All plants stare angrily at The Zombies*

Dr. Zomboss: "So now you think you can make up your own plan? WITHOUT ASKING ME FIRST!? HUH!?"

Basic Zombie: "I-It's not our fault!"

Conehead Zombie: "Y-Yeah! W-We're just..."

Buckethead Zombie: "IT'S CONEHEAD'S PLAN!"

Basic Zombie: "YEAH!"

Conehead Zombie: "WHAT!?"

Dr. Zomboss: "Well, it's not my problem anymore because now I'm leaving. Farewell, morons."

*Dr. Zomboss teleported away*

Basic, Conehead, Buckethead Zombie: "..."

The Plants: "GRR!!!"

Conehead Zombie: "Woo-hoo! That was the greatest song I've ever listened! Wow! Applause! Applause!"


Peashooter: "Hey! Why are there's papers everywhere in the lawn?"

Potato Mine: "Ask Starfuit."

Starfruit: "Hehe! Sorry! I was just drawing on those papers, but Blover blows them away!"

Blover: "Hey! Why me?"

Peashooter: "Starfruit, do you still need those papers?"

Starfruit: "Nah. It's just some of my failed drawings. You can throw them into the garbage can."

Peashooter: "Sigh, okay."

*Peashooter grab the papers, then open the garbage can, and see The Zombies inside the garbage can*

Basic, Conehead, & Buckethead Zombie: "Urgh..."

Peashooter: "Oh. It's you guys."

Conehead Zombie: "Can you move us to a bigger garbage can? This one is too small for the three of us!"

Peashooter: "No." *throws the paper into the garbage can, then close the garbage can hardly*


Buckethead Zombie: "B-b-b-b-b-b-b!"

Conehead Zombie: "Not again!"

Basic Zombie: "Sigh. This is gonna be a long day."

Buckethead Zombie: "B-b-b-b-b-b-b!"

Conehead Zombie: "Yep. A very long day."

Buckethead Zombie: "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-BRAINZ!!!"

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