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Dev team I'm once again telling the guests that they can't post comments because of wiki rules. Don't ban me please.

Cast Edit

  • Me
  • Snow-shroom
  • GW Peashooter
  • Cob Cannons
  • Gargantuars
  • Kernel-Pult
  • Cabbage-Pults
  • Fishing Peashooter
  • Fire Peas
  • Repeaters
  • Gatling Peas
  • Crazy Dave
  • Flax Cannon
  • Dr. Zomboss
  • The Zombies
  • Coffee Bean (eaten by Snow-shroom a lot of times in sunny areas.)
  • Uh this might seem crazy but... Vice President <insert name here>

Main Fanfic Area Edit

Current Zomboss Warnings issued to Plants Edit

Recent (2 episodes or less ago) Edit

Garg Hello, Crazy Dave. This is a warning. You've done something bad and now the zombies are getting closer to your house! Don't do it again! Thank you!

Reason: Killing Edgar Zomboss in the original game

Length: 1 level


All others Edit

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Comic Edit

Me: This is crazy. How about we kill him again anyway?

Gargantuar: (Punches hole in ceiling) Package for Crazy Dave. (drops package) (walks away)

Snow-shroom: What now. (opens package)

Gigagarg Hello, Crazy Dave. This is a serious warning! One more offense and you are blocked! Please stop what you are doing! Thank you!

Reason: Plotting to kill Zomboss in this fanfic series

Length: infinty

Crazy Dave: (gets on chat) Ok google, relay this to the text box: SADUTJDKGJFGJSDGUJRJDSKJSDGJFDJGSDF

Google: 'SADUTJDKGJFGJSDGUJRJDSKJSDGJFDJGSDF' pasted to chat. Send?

Crazy Dave: Send.

Google: Message Sent.

Gargantuar: (Punches another hole in ceiling) Package for this fanfic. (drops package) (walks away)

Me: Hmm... (opens package)

Tall Hello, Planterview Show Episode 2: Ravagers of Kernel City. This is a chat warning. You've done something bad on chat and soon the Tall-nut will block you from chat! Don't do it again!

Reason: Spamming (specifically 'SADUTJDKGJFGJSDGUJRJDSKJSDGJFDJGSDF')

Length: 3 days on Crazy Dave

Crazy Dave: Forget it.

Snow-shroom: NO!

Crazy Dave (on chat): FHDFHJGKDHGFHGKJDFHGJFHGJKFDHGJKFDHGKJDFSGKJDHFGJKHFDGFHGJFDHGKJDFHGKDHGKJDSHGDFSHGJKFHSDKJFHSDJKFHDSJKFHDSJKFHDJKFHSJKFHSAJKFHDFJKHDJKFHDSJKFHSDJKFHSDKJ (sends message) (chat computer explodes)

Giga-Gargantuar: (punches third hole in ceiling) Package for Crazy Dave AGAIN. (drops package) (walks away)

Crazy Dave: Well that's weird. (opens package)

DRZomboss Hello, Crazy Dave, you have been blocked for spamming with an expiry time of 3 days (chat only)!

Me: Might as well do it.

Snow-shroom, Crazy Dave, and GW Peashooter: Yeah! FOR THE PEAS!

Crazy Dave explodes for some reason

Giga-Gargantuar: (punches fourth hole) Package for--

Me: Forget about it. Just give us the package.

Giga-Gargantuar: Okay fine. (drops package) (walks away)

GW Peashooter: My turn. (opens package)

DRZomboss Hello, Crazy Dave, you have been blocked for plotting to kill me in this fanfic series with an expiry time of infinity (or when I'm killed)!

Me: Revenge time.

-1 hour later-

GW Peashooter: Can I have some water? My leaves are shriveling up here.

Me: Oh shush it and deal! By the way, where's Snow-shroom?

Snow-shroom: ZZZZZZZZZZZ

Me: (plants coffee bean) This should be fun.

Coffee Bean: WEEEE! OH BOY SLEEPING SHROOM! (jumps up really high) CANNON BALL!!!! (gets eaten by Snow-shroom)

Snow-shroom: ZZZZ--YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN

Me: MIND YOUR MANNERS DUDE--aw not again...

Snow-shroom freezes me in ice

GW Peashooter: Oh yeah.

The peashooter shoots 300 flaming peas at me like he did in episode 1, thus melting the ice I'm stuck in

Me: Stop freezing me, would you?

GW Peashooter: (slurp slurp SLUUURRRRRP slurp slurp) Now this is what I call fresh. (SLURP!)

-1 hour later again-

GW Peashooter: I'm shriveling again. Snow-shroom?

Snow-shroom freezes me in ice again

The peashooter shoots 300 flaming peas at me like he did in episode 1, thus melting the ice I'm stuck in

Me: I guess I can accept this.

-1 hour later-

GW Peashooter: I'm--

Me: Freeze me.

Snow-shroom freezes me in ice once again

The peashooter shoots 300 flaming peas at me like he did in episode 1, thus melting the ice I'm stuck in

-twelve seconds later-

Me: Well there's only one hour left of travelling to go. Oy, how I wish Crazy Dave's flying RV had more ice fuel.

Snow-shroom freezes me in ice then puts me in the fuel canister

Me: MMMMMH MMH MMH MMMMMMMH! (Translation: LET ME OUTTA HERE!)

-eight minutes later-

RV runs out of ice

GW Peashooter: Uh-oh, he must have melted... wait that means...

RV starts falling

Snow-shroom and GW Peashooter: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CRASH

-5 hours later when they regain consciousness-

GW Peashooter: What happened? Anyone? Snow-shroom? Is anyone out th--(looks down to see a huge pool of water after a 5-mile drop) AHHH!

Snow-shroom: Peashooter, help--I have a solid block o' junk on me!

GW Peashooter: If I get down to the front end we're both dead!

Snow-shroom: Why exactly?!

GW Peashooter: Picture coming at you. (snaps photo of the drop) (image prints out of camera then is dropped down to front end)

Snow-shroom: (sees picture) Oh. That's why.

RV jerks foward thus flinging the GW Peashooter to the front end

Me: (bumping around in tank)

GW Peashooter: Uh-oh.

RV starts falling

Snow-shroom and GW Peashooter: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Splash!!!!!!

(camera cuts out)

Me (real): Aw man dude, why did that happen?!

Camera Zombie: We're out of tape guys.

Me (real): Sunflower, go get me another tape and a cup of decaf coffee.

-in the kitchen-

Coffee Bean: Wait, wait wait, no no NOOO! (cut in half)

-take 2-

Snow-shroom and GW Peashooter: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Splash again!!!!!!

RV starts flooding

GW Peashooter: And I thought water HELPED plants!

Snow-shroom: Get this junk off me and we'll get out of here!

-Meanwhile at Zomboss Incorporated-

Dr Zomboss: WHA HA HA HA! My new and improved destroyer machine will squash EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE PLANTS! WHA HA HA HA HA!!! Plus, it comes with Zomboss Slots! Ha ha!

-Back at the lake-

GW Peashooter: (getting junk off of Snow-shroom) Finally I'm finished!

-One minute later, and the RV is half flooded-

GW Peashooter: -Trying to shoot door latch open- Oh forget it! -Charges max power shot and fires-

Door flings off; water floods RV to 100% capacity

-On the shore-

Fishing Peashooter: Dun dun dun dun dun--Ooh ooh ooh I got a bite! And it's a heavy one! (straining in pain)

-GW Peashooter and Snow-shroom splash out of water and are flung into air by fishing pole-

Fishing Peashooter: -loses grasp on pole due to force of his 'catch'- Aw man I lost my--wait that's no ordinary fish it's a giant big FALLING PEA SHOOTER WITH A SNOW SHROOM AHHHHHH!! -splat-

A package falls on the GW Peashooter

GW Peashooter: What now. (opens up package)

Garg Hello, Garden Warfare Peashooter. This is a warning. You've done something bad and now the zombies are getting closer to your house! Don't do it again! Thank you!

Reason: Escaping your death, brought to you by Dr. Edgar Zomboss

Length: 1 week

Fishing Peashooter: Get off of me!

-Kernel City, one hour later-

GW Peashooter and Snow-shroom are walking across the Butter Bridge into Kernel City

Defense System: BLARE BLARE BLARE BLARE BLARE. UNAUTHORIZED PLANTS AT MAIN GATE. STATE NAME OR BE TERMINATED.

Cob Cannon #1: -aims at GW Peashooter-

Cob Cannon #2: -aims at Snow-shroom-

GW Peashooter: -gets out sombrero bean bomb-

Flax Cannon: -vaporizes bomb- NO EXPLOSIVES OUTSIDE BATTLES WITHIN CITY LIMITS. STATE NAME OR BE TERMINATED.

Kernel-pult: Stand down NOW before I take out your batteries.

Cob Cannon #1: Aw man, I was hoping I would be able to drink peashooter juices! -powers down-

Flax Cannon: Aw shucks. -powers down-

Cob Cannon #2: And to think it would snow shrooms. Get it? Snow SHROOMS? Huh? I guess not -powers down-

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