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Made by Milesprower2.

This Plant Interview is with the dreadful Chomper.

Me (quietly): "I need to pretend to like him or else he'll eat me. I need to pretend to like him or else he'll eat me. I need to pretend to like him or else he'll eat me. (Out loud) Hi Chomper!"

Chomper: "Hi Miles!"

Me: "So, Chomper, what are you based off of? Venus Flytrap or Piranha Plant?"

Chomper: "I'm a Giant Venus Flytrap. Duh."

Me: "How do Zombies taste?"

Chomper: "Rot, maggots and the plants they've eaten. In other words, delicious."

Me: "Why do you take so long to chew?"

Chomper: "Because the Zombie's decomposing skin is tougher than it looks. You try eating a Zombie once in a while, you'll know what I mean."

Me: "Eurgh..."

Chomper: "What?"

Me: "Erm...nothing! Have you ever eaten a plant?"

Chomper: "Of course not! Other than the plants that Zombies will have eaten."

Me: "According to the Almanac you almost got to work on Little Shop of Horrors, was it the theatre version?"

Chomper: "Yes."

Me: "What were you going to do? Play as Audrey II?"

Chomper: "I was going to followspot."

Me: "You...what? Followspotting? Really?"

Chomper: "Yes, you got a problem with that?"

Me: "No, no, no problem. The Tree of Wisdom says you were friends with Wall-nut, is that true?"

Chomper: "Yeah, but they paired me up with that awful Pumpkin in Bungee Blitz. Thank plant god that Mini-game was cancelled."

Me: "You realize that Mini-game is still playable in level 5-5, right?"

Chomper: "WHAT?!?!?!"

Me (scared): "And people have hacked to play the Mini-game version."

Chomper: "OOOOH!!! I'M SO ANGRY, I COULD EAT A WHOLE HUMAN RIGHT NOW!!!"

Me: "Thank god I'm a two-tailed fox."

Chomper: "But you'll have to do!"

Me: "Uh oh! (Quietly) At least he doesn't know I hate him."

I run away.

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