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Made by Milesprower2.

This is another of my Plant Interviews. This time, I'm interviewing the Wall-nut.

Me: "Hello Wall-nut."

Wall-nut: "Hi Milesprower!"

Me: "So, in your Almanac Entry it says that you only feel a tingling sensation when the Zombies bite you, so if it doesn't hurt, why do you frown when you get badly damaged?"

Wall-nut: "It's because I can't protect the plants behind me for much longer, and that makes me sad."

Me: "So you are a very kind plant then?"

Wall-nut: "Oh yes, I always think about my friends before me. Otherwise I wouldn't be a good defensive plant."

Me: "What relatives do you have, other than Tall-nut?"

Wall-nut: "The Giant Wall-nut is my dad, and the Explode-o-nut is my sister."

Me: "Do you hate jumping Zombies?"

Wall-nut: "Oh yes, and other Zombies like Gargantuars, Imps, Zombonis, Catapult Zombies, Diggers, Balloon Zombies and Bungee Zombies. Anything which either ignores me or tries to crush or steal me instead of eating me."

Me: "What about the Brave Zombie?"

Wall-nut: "Oh don't get me started on that guy."

Me: "Well, it was my idea. I'd like to know what you think of it."

Wall-nut: "The Brave Zombie was YOUR IDEA??? How could you? I'm telling dad!"

He rolls away.

Me: "W-wait! Sorry! I'll delete the Brave Zombie if you want! Oh well, I guess that's the end of this interview. And I'd better get outta here before the Giant Wall-nut comes and crushes me."

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