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This is the interview with my fave plant ever in the universe!

Me: "Hello Gloom-shroom!"

Gloom-shroom: "Zzz..."

Sea-shroom: "I think he fell asleep because he was waiting so long for you to interview him."

Me: "Long? It's only been half an hour...oh, you're breaking the fourth wall to make a joke about how long it's been since I wrote the last interview aren't you?"

Sea-shroom: "What do you think?"

Me: "WAKE UP!"

Gloom-shroom: "AH! Who's there?"

Gloom-shroom starts shooting.

Me: "Oh, *chokechoke* god! That smells horrible!"

Gloom-shroom: "Sorry about that, I thought you were a zombie."

Me: "Wait a minute, I'll be right back."

I return a minute later wearing a gas mask.

Sea-shroom: "Don't you have a gas mask for me too?"

Me: "Crazy Dave's Twiddydinkies only had one gas mask, so no. Anyway, Gloomy, what do you do in your spare time?"

Gloom-shroom: "I sleep, I hang out with Fume-shroom and Garlic, occasionally Chili Bean. Oh, and recently I started learning kung-fu."

Me: "Seriously?"

Gloom-shroom: "Yeah, I plan on visiting China and fighting the Terracotta Gargantuars."

Me: "That sounds...interesting. Do you like Sonic games?"

Gloom-shroom: "Oh, I love them!"

Me: "Do you hate Mario games?"

Gloom-shroom: "YES, THEY'RE HORRIBLE!!!"

Me: "Even more reason for you to be my favourite plant."

Gloom-shroom: "I'm your favourite plant?"

Me: "Oh yes, I like you more than Laser Bean, Lightning Reed, Bamboo Shoot, Winter Melon, the two Cannons, Metal Petal, Agent Pea, Future Cactus and Fire Chomper put together."

Gloom-shroom: "I LOVE YOU TOO!"

Me: "Wait, I didn't say I love you...and you're a male plant, right?"

Gloom-shroom: "So?"

Me: "So, if I ever actually loved a plant, it would be a girl, like Sunflower."

Sea-shroom: "We should go, we're over a week late for our interview with Cattail!"

Gloom-shroom: "Oh...okay...but Miles, I hope you come back soon!"

Me: "Um...yeah, maybe...whatever."

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