Made by Milesprower2.

This is an interview with the plant that can somehow get instantly killed by Explorer Zombies.

Me: "Hello Torchwood!"

Torchwood: "Hi Miles!"

Me: "So, Torchwood, do you like lighting peas on fire?"

Torchwood: "Oh yeah, it's awesome! I'm really making a difference!"

Me: "In the Zen Garden, how come you can get watered without it putting out your flame?"

Torchwood: "Ask George Fan."

Me: "Okay, in PvZ2, how come an Explorer Zombie can kill you with its torch?"

Torchwood: "Ask the guy who made PvZ2 who hoped to be better than George Fan even though no one can be as good as George Fan at making games."

Me: "...Right..."

Torchwood: "Next question!"

Me: "Do you like Plant Food?"

Torchwood: "NO! I get too hot!"

Me: "You can get too hot?"

Torchwood: "Yes!"

Me: "Have you read any books? If so, what are your favorite books?"

Torchwood: "I don't read."

Me: "Is that because you don't want to, or because you can't?"

Torchwood: "Where did you learn my secret!?!?"

Me: "PvZ1 Almanac, which almost every PvZ fan has seen."

Torchwood: "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I feel like I could explode right now!"

Me: "Good thing you aren't an exploding plant."

Torchwood: "BOOM!"

A burst of fire burns up Torchwood and sets me on fire.

Me: "Ouchouchouchouch!!! TOHOT!!! Just my luck, a non-exploding plant exploded me!"

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