Made by Milesprower2.
This is an interview with the plant that can somehow get instantly killed by Explorer Zombies.
Me: "Hello Torchwood!"
Torchwood: "Hi Miles!"
Me: "So, Torchwood, do you like lighting peas on fire?"
Torchwood: "Oh yeah, it's awesome! I'm really making a difference!"
Me: "In the Zen Garden, how come you can get watered without it putting out your flame?"
Torchwood: "Ask George Fan."
Me: "Okay, in PvZ2, how come an Explorer Zombie can kill you with its torch?"
Torchwood: "Ask the guy who made PvZ2 who hoped to be better than George Fan even though no one can be as good as George Fan at making games."
Torchwood: "Next question!"
Me: "Do you like Plant Food?"
Torchwood: "NO! I get too hot!"
Me: "You can get too hot?"
Me: "Have you read any books? If so, what are your favorite books?"
Torchwood: "I don't read."
Me: "Is that because you don't want to, or because you can't?"
Torchwood: "Where did you learn my secret!?!?"
Me: "PvZ1 Almanac, which almost every PvZ fan has seen."
Torchwood: "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I feel like I could explode right now!"
Me: "Good thing you aren't an exploding plant."
A burst of fire burns up Torchwood and sets me on fire.
Me: "Ouchouchouchouch!!! TOHOT!!! Just my luck, a non-exploding plant exploded me!"