Made by Milesprower2.

This is an interview with the squashing plant that we all know and love!

Me: "Hi Squash!"

Squash: "Hi Miles Per Hour!"

Me: "So, Squash, do you like your job?"

Squash: "Oh yeah, I love squashing zombies day in, day out! It's the best job in the world! I get payed 50 sun every time I'm used!"

Me: "Is it true that Squash is only your stage name, and your real name is Tracy?"

Squash: "Where did you hear such nonsense?"

Me: "The PvZ2 Almanac."

Squash: "Ah, right, well, the thing about that is...SQUASHING TIME!"

He jumps on me and keeps jumping up and down for about a minute.

Me: "I hit a nerve, didn't I? Also, how long will it be before I recover from being flattened?"

Squash: "Yes, you hit a nerve. Well, plants don't have nerves, but you know what I mean. Also, you should recover in about two hours."

Me: "Well, I ought to finish interviewing you. Do you have any friends?"

Squash: "My friends are me, myself and I."

Me: "Oh. Right."

Squash: "I just meant that I only like myself."

Me: "Alright, well, that's all we have time for, bye!"

Squash: "Bye!"

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