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Made by Milesprower2.

This is an interview with the colder than cold mushroom.

Me: "Hi Ice-shroom!"

Fume-shroom: "Hi Miles."

Me: "What are you doing here? And why are you answering my questions?"

Fume-shroom: "Ice-shroom's facial nerves were paralyzed when he was younger. He can't speak, but he can communicate with me, so I will tell you everything Ice-shroom communicates to me."

Me: "How does Ice-shroom communicate with you?"

Fume-shroom: "That is classified."

Me: "Okay, well, Ice-shroom, what's the coldest temperature you've ever reached?"

Fume-shroom: "−273.15 degrees celsius."

Me: "No seriously."

Fume-shroom: "He's being totally serious."

Me: "That's Absolute Zero."

Fume-shroom: "Correct."

Me: "If you can freeze to Absolute Zero, wouldn't all the zombies suffer frostbite at the very least?"

Fume-shroom: "Don't ask how it works."

Me: "So Ice-shroom, is Snow Pea your friend?"

Fume-shroom: "No, Snow Pea is too hot."

Me: "What about Winter Melon?"

Fume-shroom: "Also too hot."

Me: "Iceberg Lettuce?"

Fume-shroom: "Still too hot."

Me: "ICE QUEEN PEA???"

Fume-shroom: "Not cold enough."

Me: "Oh I give up. Bye."

Fume-shroom: "Uh oh, I'm gonna blow! I mean Ice-shroom's gonna blow! YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!"

Me: "Uh, I can hardly speak."

Fume-shroom: "We're frozen solid."

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