Here it is, the very first part of Plant Fortress 2.

Meet the Gargantuar

[The Gargantuar walks up to the camera and places his telephone pole on a vanquished Tall-nut and sits down in a chair]

Gargantuar: "I am Heavy Weapons Zombie...and this [grabs pole] is my weapon. [lays both hands convetously on the pole] She weighs one hundred fifty kilobrains and turns plants into $200 custom-tooled pancakes at 10,000 plants per minute. [looks intently at viewer] It costs $400,000 to use this weapon...for twelve seconds."

Gargantuar: [Laughs]

Gargantuar: [Checks the top of his pole] "Oh my god, who touched Sascha? Alright...Who touched my club!?"

Gargantuar: "Some plants think they can outsmart me. Maybe, [sniffs] maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart Imp."

Gargantuar: [holds up an Imp to the camera as the sound of Gargantuar Prime shooting his laser eyes is heard]

[Gargantuar devastates the plants with his telephone pole on Greenbowl Stage 1 Cap 1

[Plant Fortress 2 theme plays]

Gargantuar: :"Waaaaahhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!"


Gargantuar: "Heheh, cry some more."

[Plant Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays]

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