Penny: Here we are! Ancient Egypt.
Bloomerang: Hi mate! What are you up to?
Me: Penny, what happened to the e-mail I sent?
Penny: User, the Internet hasn't been invented yet.
Me: So Bloomerang, where did you get those bloomerangs from?
Bloomerang: From the store... oh wait, that hasn't been invented yet. Cabbage-pult made them!
Me: Where did you learn to throw them with such accuracy?
Bloomerang: Oh, the Bowling Bulbs taught me!
Me: Do you hate Laser Bean and A.K.E.E.?
Bloomerang: No, they do the heavy duty work while I just sit back and do some target practice. I also torture the zombies captured.
Penny: User, we should go. The time now is 12:28 p.m.
Me: What's so bad about that?
Bloomerang: LUNCHTIME! *eats plant food*
Me: Yes, let's go.
Bloomerang: *shooting boomerangs everywhere*
To be continued...