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The sequel of Laser Bean is SUCH a jerk, the fan fiction about the glorius battle beetween Laser Bean and his worst nightmare--the Repeater. Like the original, it proves how jerkish Laser Bean acts.

CharactersEdit

In order of appearence.

George Fan: The game changer. Literally.

Laser Bean: The main antagonist. A jerk.

Repeater: Laser Bean's worst enemy hich lives in the Residence Residence.

Peashooter: Repeater's older brother. Also leaves in Residence Residence.

Fume-shroom: The smart guy.

Bloomerang: The rasta girl which loves SPEAKING LOUDLY.

Cabbage-pult: The same ol' man as before.

Mike: A jalapeno. Hates Laser Bean too.

Dr. Zomboss: Dr. Zomboss. 'Nuff said.

Tree: The leader of the chinese plant army.

Apple: Tree's servant.

Sea-dragon: Often mistaken as Snapdragon's brother. However, he is not.

What happened long beforeEdit

Once, the creators of PvZ2 had a meeting.

George Fan: I, the supreme creator, decided the 1.7. update wasn't bad enough. WHAT DO WE WANT FROM OUR PLAYERS?????

Everybody else: MONEY!!!!!!

George Fan: And how do we make money?

Everybody else: Making! Game! Easier!!!!!

George Fan: Eeyup. And I, the creator of PvZ2, decided the levels should have no more ZOMBIES.

Everybody else: YEAH!

Programmer: But I'm too lazy to delete... all... thoooosssseee............fffiiiillllllllesssss.....

George Fan: K. Bring Laser Bean back.

*Meanwhile, at Resedince Residence*

Peashooter: REPEATER!

Repeater: What? What?

Peashooter: They're gonna...*sigh* bring back...*sigh*

Repeater: Who? WHO?

Peashooter: *sigh*

LASER BEAN.

Repeater: Wait, did you say Laser Bean? Or--

Peashooter: Yes.

Repeater: This...this...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Laser Bean: Hi.

Laser Bean: *Drops Nuclear Bomb*

Laser Bean: This Residence blocks my view to nothing.

Repeater: YOU. ARE. SUCH.

*House explodes*

Repeater (being blown in the air): A JERK!

*Laser Bean is Such a Jerk song rolls in*

What happened beforeEdit

Repeater plans a meeting with Fume-shroom, Bloomerang, and Cabbage-pult at his residence's ruins. Everybody is whispering

Repeater: Hello, fellow Laser Bean haters.

Peashooter (whisper): Would you like some Plant Food Repeater?

Repeater (whisper): Let me finish this OK? Put it in my supply chest.

Peashooter (whisper): OK.

Repeater: So...what did I say? Oh yeah...

Bloomerang: JUST KILL IT!!!!

Fume-shroom: Dat jerk.

Cabbage-pult: He still didn't apologize for stealing my cabbage juice.

Fume-shroom: Do you drink cabbage juice?

Repeater: QUIET!

*Everybody stops*

Repeater: I decided to build an army against Laser Bean!

Everybody else: YEAH!

Repeater: And why do we do it?

Everybody else: MONEY!

Repeater: Wait--wasn't that the meeting before?

Everybody else: Yeah.

*Whisper continues*

Repeater: WE GOTTA BUILD AN ARMY!!!! WHO'S WITH ME?

Everybody else: I!

Repeater: SO WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR???

Everybody else: FIIIGHHHHTTTTT!!!!!!!!!1

*Everybody goes to Laser Bean's futuristic castle*

Fume-shroom: Laser Bean! Get! Out! Of! Here!

Laser Bean: *opens door* Wut

Cabbage-pult: You killed Sunflower.

Bloomerang: WE WILL KILL YOU!!!!!

Laser Bean: K

*Everybody battles Laser Bean*

*Laser Bean fires a laser that makes everybody faint*

Laser Bean: Fine now (enters castle)

What happened a bit beforeEdit

The plants wake up in a weird place

Repeater: Where....am.....I.....

A jalapeno: Somewhere,in my secret base!

Repeater: Who are you?

A jalapeno: Who could I be rather than Mike the Pepper?

Repeater: Ummm.......K then?

Mike: Call me Mike.

Cabbage-pult: Will you let us out?

Fume-shroom: I thought you were cabbage.

Cabbage-pult: LET US, NOT LETTUCE.

Mike: He was such a JERK with me...

Laser Bean: who me

Bloomerang: NOOO! LASER BEAN IS HERE!

Laser Bean: I know

Laser Bean: I'm smart isn't it.

Mike: HE SAID THAT I AM USELESS DUE TO ITS PLANT FOOD EFFECT!

Repeater: Wait! Plant Food! My supply chest!

*Repeater eats Plant Food*

Repeater: Prepare to die!

Laser Bean: No u

*An army of 1000 zombies come*

Laser Bean: I had a deal with dat boss guy sorry

Dr. Zomboss: MWAHAHAHAHA! I finnaly found someone as dumb as me! I mean, as smart. No wait, as annoying.

Cabbage-pult: What should we do Reap?

*Repeater takes its phone and starts speaking Chinese*

*All PvZ All Stars plants suddenly appear*

Tree: 到底是什么这个地方 (What the heck is this place)

Apple: 那家伙说,我们应该争取的僵尸 (That guy said we should fight that zombie)

Tree: Oh yeah

Mike: 我可能会导致您 (May I lead you?)

Sea-dragon: K

What happened thenEdit

Mike: LET'S FIGHT THAT BEAN!!!!!!!!!

All other plants (in Chinese accent): Yehs! Yehs!

Laser Bean: *fires laser*

*All plants die*

Laser Bean: Fine now boss

Dr. Zomboss: WHAT? SO SHORT??? I WISHED FOR SOME MORE!!!

Laser Bean: *kills Dr. Zomboss*

All other zombies: Why did you done that?

Laser Bean: Cuz I'm a jerk

*Laser Bean puts Nuclear Bomb*

*The game crashes*

THE END

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