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NOTE: This fanfic involves breaking the fourth wall.

This is one of the first stories by CCP where plants find out how jerkish Laser Bean acts.

CharactersEdit

Laser Bean: The main antagonist. A jerk.

Sunflower: A main character. Very nice.

Cabbage-pult: Like Sunflower. Loves Cabbage juice.

Wall-nut: Not very talkative but friendly.

Cattail: Loves giving presents.

Puff-shrooms: Tiny creatures which love being toghether. However,thay dissapear after a short time.

Flag Zombie: Not a main chracter, but does its job well.


StoryEdit

Sunflower,Cabbage-pult and Wall-nut were defending the lawn while Laser Bean told everybody how awesome it is.

Wall-nut: The zombies aren't coming. I'll take a nap.

Sunflower:Hey! Who's gonna face these jesters?

Laser Bean: ILL DO EET!!!!!

Sunflower: GEEZ,I see you aren't very intelligent.

Laser Bean: WHO CARES? IMMA FIRING MA LAZOH!!!!!!!!!!

Puff-shroom: I DIE!

Laser Bean: WHO CARES??????? WE WON'T NEED YOU!

Puff-shroom : *Dissapears*

Cabbage-pult: Phew! That's quite a lot of exercise! I feel thirsty!

Cabbage-pult: WHO TOOK MY CABBAGE JUICE???????

Laser Bean:I took it.

Cabbage-pult:YOU THIEF!!!!!!

Laser Bean:So? I need cabbage juice to make my awesome lasers clean.

Sunflower:You're such a jerk.

Laser Bean:Zombies are also jerks.

Cabbage-pult:YOU'RE A BIGGER JERK!!!!!

Wall-nut:Ummm.....

Laser Bean:YOU CALL ME JERK???????? *shoots laser at his face*

Sunflower:Hey! Stop--

Cattail:Hi guys!

Wall-nut: WOAH! Cattail is here!

Cattail: I bought you some presents! *gives presents*

Laser Bean (to Sunflower) : Gimme that.

Sunflower (to Laser Bean) : NO.

Laser Bean (to Cabbage-pult) : Gimme that.

Cabbage-pult : NO.

Cattail : Laser Bean, you're SUCH a jerk!

Laser Bean : Oh,and you--

Wall-nut : Hey, guys! The Zombies are coming!

Flag Zombie : BRAINZZZ......

Laser Bean : I'll--

Cabbage-pult : Let us--

Laser Bean : I thought you were cabbage.

Cabbage-pult : No, LET US. Not LETTUCE.

Flag Zombie:BRAINZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!

Sunflower:ZOMBIES ARE COMING!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Sunflower faints*

Cabbage-pult: Sunflower,what happened?

Sunflower: Heart . . . attack . . .

Laser Bean: K

Cabbage-pult: K???????

Laser Bean:Yeah,K.

Cabbage-pult:You're such a--

Wall-nut:Guys,they're eating me!

Sunflower:Who . . . ?

Wall-nut : THE ZOMBIES!!!!!!

*Sunflower dies*

Cabbage-pult: NOOO!!! SHE PASSED AWAY!!!!

Laser Bean: K

Cabbage-pult:

YOU'RE.

SUCH.

A.

*A lot of Tribal Puff-shrooms swarm the area*

Laser Bean: GO AWAY! NASTY PUFF-SHROOMS!

#1 Puffshroom: You're

#2 Puffshroom: Such

#3 Puffshroom: A

King Puffshroom: JEEEEERRRRKKKK!!!!!!!!!!

Laser Bean: yay. Now go away, jerks!

*Puff-shrooms dance a weird dance*

Laser Bean: What the heck are they doing????????

Cabbage-pult: They're summoning the--

*The sky opens*

Some guy: I. AM. GEORGE. FAN. THE. SUPREME. GOD. OF. PVZ2.

Cabbage-pult: WOOOAOAAAAAHHHH

George Fan: LASER. BEAN.

Laser Bean: Are you impressed by my endless superiority?

George Fan: YOU! ARE! SO! JERK!

*George Fan deletes Laser Bean's files. Laser Bean suddenly dissapear*

Cabbage-pult: Thx bro

George Fan: No prob

Cabbage-pult: Can you please revive Sunflower.

George Fan: No.

Cabbage-pult: Why?

George Fan: Because I decided to make it a premium plant.

Cabbage-pult: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Cabbage-pult: Back to Minecraft, I guess...

So that's why Laser Bean is a jerk.

Laser Bean is SUCH a jerk 2Edit

Coming Soon.

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