This is a short story by Ariq1144.
- Basic Zombie
- Conehead Zombie
When life gives you brains, make brainade. That's what a regular basic zombie thinks. He just hope he get brains as soon as possible, or Dr. Zomboss will get mad at him. This is a story about how hard for a Basic Zombie to get brains is. He have to pass a lawnful of plants just to get the homeowner's brains. The problem is, he's
Just A Basic Zombie.
Basic Zombie: "Brainz!"
One day, there are a basic zombie standing on the sidewalk...
Basic Zombie: "Thiz iz bawring. Ally can doo iz 2 try to gat the brainz from dat houze, but dose stoopid plantz kep kelling uz."
Conehead Zombie: "Datiz wai wee hava zhield 2 prutech uz. Thiz coune 4 ekzampel."
Basic Zombie: "Iwanta getha coune liek urs, butt whaire doo I gedit?"
Conehead Zombie: "Juzt taek dis 1 rieght herre."
Basic Zombie: "Thaenkz, Conhade!"
Conehead Zombie: "Nu brainzlem!"
After that, the basic zombie take the roadcone and goes to a lawn nearby... Crazy Dave's.
Basic Zombie that wears a roadcone on its head: "Luk woh's heare! It'z a new kunohead zombie!"
Basic Zombie that wears a roadcone on its head: "Oopz! Chompy! gud chompy chumpy."
Basic Zombie that wears a roadcone on its head: "Uh-oh!"
BITE! CRUNCH! CRUNCH! GULPS! BURPS!