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Author: ProcastinatorMan This fanfic is written in the style of a three-act play.

StoryEdit

Act 1Edit

[Gargantuar and Imp are in a base, socializing]

Gargantuar:[sitting on a big chair] You know Imp, I think we should change our routine.

Imp:[leaning on a chair] Why?

Gargantuar: Well, the target has adapted to our routine. But if we change it, he'll be surprised, and we'll be able to eat his brains. And also, less pain for me.

Imp: Pfft, like I care about your pain.[munches a piece of chicken]

Gargantuar: Well Mr. Boss. I work hard, I transport you safely, and I even wash your Trash Can, yet you don't care about me.

Imp: Did you ever think I did?

Gargantuar:[in an angry tone] Yes. I did ever think I did. But now I snapped. You don't care about me, and I no longer do. Don't bother being transported in my Trash Can again.

Imp:[in a beggar tone] Wait don't leave. I need you

Gargantuar: Really?

Imp: No just kidding.

[Imp laughs, and doesn't notice Gargantuar leaving]

Imp: Okay that was a good laugh. Now Gargantuar, can you hand me my melodica?

[short pause]

Imp: Gargantuar?, Gargantuar?...., Gargantuaaaar![Imp waves his hands wildly]

[Scene changes to Imp on the middle lines]

Imp:[thinking] Okay Imp, you need to get past those three unprotected Gatling Peas and the Torchwood. You don't have Gargantuar, so he can't toss you past the plants safely. Maybe you could throw yourself. Yeah, throw yourself, what could go wrong?

[Imp tries, but fails because it isn't physically possible]

[Imp is now right in front of 12 flaming peas]

[Imp silently gets burned and "dies"]

[Scene changes to Zomboss's Zombie Reconstruction Lab Locale 1]

[Zombies are being reconstructed everywhere, including this particular Imp]

Imp[post-reconstruction]: Well, that was terrible. Why did I try to throw myself if I very well know I can't?

[Imp is aware now. He needs Gargantuar, and tried to throw himself in an attempt to replace that necessity. Imp meditates about this.]

[Scene changes to Gargantuar in a bad situation(for him)]

Gargantuar: Well, I have to get past this unprotected Winter Melon. He'd be able to decimate me before I could smash him. Now how do I stop this without using Imp?

[Gargantuar sees a rock with a shape similar to a zombie, and decides to replace Imp with it.]

Gargantuar[after taking enough damage from Winter Melon]: Okay Better Imrock, don't disappoint me.

[Gargantuar throws the rock close to Winter Melon, but nothing else happens. Gargantuar was disappointed by Better Imrock.]

[Gargantuar gets decimated by Winter Melon]

[Scene changes to Zomboss's Gargantuar Resurrection Hospital Locale 1]

[Zombie dressed as a surgeon uses defibrilator on Gargantuar]

[Gargantuar wakes up]

Gargantuar: Thanks Zombie.

[Zombie thumbs up]

Gargantuar: Well, maybe I do need Imp?

[Gargantuar remembers the incident at the beginning]

Gargantuar: Nope, I don't need him. Even if I do, I will replace him, but I will never allow him back on my Trash Can.

[Act 1 Ends]

Act 2Edit

[Imp is seen hanging around searching for giants]

Imp: It's odd how it's so hard to find giants. Don't you think so Not-Gargantuar?

[Not Gargantuar, a pillow way huger than should be, bends down]

Imp: Yeah, I knew you agreed. Well, nothing is gained by complaining, at least not in this situation. Not Gargantuar, follow me.

[Imp, grabbing Not Gargantuar, runs around the city. He sees a lot of giants, but they're all humans. Imp is too full to eat more brains.]

Imp: Sheez man, can I ever find a zombie that is a giant?

[Imp bumps into a traffic sign that says "Xing". Imp, thinking it's a giant, gasps, and then walks away dissapointed.]

[Imp is seen walking around the city carrying Not Gargantuar while playing a melodica he found.]

[Scene changes to dusk, where Gargantuar and Better Imrock are in the Secret Zombie Bar.]

Gargantaur: Oh better Imrock, why did you disappoint me? All you had to do was eat that Winter Melon.

[Better Imrock doesn't reply, because Better Imrock is a rock.]

[Gargantuar glugs yet another quart of brain juice. He then wipes his mouth]

[Imp passes by the window playing the Melodica with his eyes closed. Gargantuar sees him.]

Gargantuar: Oh there's Mr. I don't care about my transport, otherwise known as Imp. He's playing the melodica out there. He's probably looking for a replacement for me.

[Imp leaves the scene. Gargantuar passes out.]

[Gargantuar is once again at Zomboss's Gargantuar Resurrection Hospital Locale 1.]

[Same Zombie dressed as surgeon revives Gargantuar with, you guessed it, a defibrilator.]

Gargantuar: Gah, I've been on this hospital more often since Imp left. I dislike going here. I'd even forgive Imp if I needed to do so.

[Scene changes to the player's house roof]

[Imp sneaks through the chimney to the player's house.]

Imp: Hi Mr. Player.

[Mr. Player is startled]

Imp: No, don't flee. I want to make a deal with you. I won't eat your brains or your family's. However, you must first help me get Gargantuar back.

Mr. Player[after considering it]: Sure, why not?

[Imp and Mr. Player handshake. Act 2 ends]

Act 3Edit

[Scene starts with Imp and Mr. Player in a corner where Gargantaur can't see them.]

Imp: Okay Mr. Player, what's the plan?

Mr. Player: Simple, you go and apologize to Gargantuar. And avoid being smashed.

Imp: [sigh]. If you say so.

[Imp goes out to apologize to Gargantuar, only to find out the giant was Sumo Wrestler Zombie with a T-shirt and shoes.]

[Imp reports the unfortunate to Mr. Player]

Mr. Player: Don't feel so bad, we'll eventually find him.

[It was partially true, it was Gargantuar who found them.]

Gargantuar[angry]: Ah Imp hi. I see you are hanging out with the guy with delicious brains. This is the final straw?

Imp: No wait I.

Gargantuar: No excuses. I'll smash you both.

[As gargantuar attempts to smash both Imp and Mr. Player...]

Imp: I[thud]just[thud]want[thud]to say[thud] that I[thud] am sorry.[thud]And[thud]that I[thud] made a promise[thud] to not eat this guy's brains[thud] in exchange of something he did give.[thud] I am an Imp of honor[thud] and since he did what he promised, I did too.

[Gargantuar stops smashing]

Imp: Listen Gargantuar, I really am sorry. Now, since the human did what he promised, I do my part too. And that involves that neither you nor I eat this guy's brains. Nor his family's. However, we can still eat other brains and be pals again. Deal?

Gargantuar: Deal.

Imp: Great. To Crazy Dave's other neighbor's house.

[Gargantuar and Imp leave as the sun sets]

Mr. Player: Ah, it's so happy to see them be friends again.

[End]

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