Me: So, football zombie, how is it that you used to play football and have never seen a football?
Football Zombie: Me Smash.
Me: No, that's the name of an I, Zombie level.
Football Zombie: Nyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyan
Me: No, that's a meme on the internet.
Football Zombie: It's over 9000!
Me: Another meme.
Football Zombie: I, Crazy.
I press the button opening the trapdoor and making him fall in the incinerator.