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Wars&Peas

Wars & Peas!

Wars & Peas[]

NOTE: This is a Young Plants story.

Characters[]

Sunflower

Peashooter

Wall-Nut

Snow Pea

Crazy Dave

Story[]

Peashooter: Hi guys! I found this!

Peashooter holds up Wars & Peas

Sunflower: What is it?

Snow Pea: It says... War... squiggly line... Peas.

Wall-Nut: You said Pee! Hahahahaha!

Snow Pea: Shut up!

Wall-Nut: No, YOU!

'Wall-Nut and Snow Pea start fighting'.

Peashooter: STOP HITTING EACH OTHER!!!

Peashooter: Anyways, let's open the box!

Peashooter opens the box, and finds a warning

Peashooter: Snow Pea, can you read this, please?

Snow Pea: It says... If you are not eight-teen or younger, you are not allowed to play this board game. How old are we?

Sunflower: Me and Peashooter are three, Wall-Nut is five, and you are four.

Crazy Dave comes out of the lawn

Crazy Dave: What are you kids doing? And why do you have my board game?

Crazy Dave: No matter. I'll keep that in Penny.

Crazy Dave takes the Wars & Peas board game

Sunflower: let's sneak into penny!

All but sunflower: HOW?!?

Sunflower: idk

Wall-nut: heck with it let's buy ice cream!!

  At the ice cream shop....

Person at ice cream shop: Hi, would you like war and peas jr.?

All: Yes!

Peashooter: Read how to play this!

Snow pea: Get out the toy pea-shooting gun and see who gets hit first.

 ==five minutes later...==

Snow pea: Take that!

Pea shooter: Ya? We'll take this! And THIS!!

Sunflower: Ha! Shot you wall-nut! Hey! Why u have so much helth?

Wall-nut I'm a wall nut, I have lots of health, how else am I supposed to block zombies?

Sunflower: ohhh...

Crazy Dave: HEY WHAT ARE YOU KIDS DOING!!!

All: playing war and pee jr.

Crazy Dave: you know my rule about playing that!??

All: no.... (whispers) ohhhh noooooo..

Crazy Dave: You have to let me play!

All: whew!


Later...

All: take THAT and THAT YA Come ON walnut!!

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