Warning--oh forget it, you know what this means. Edit
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From episode 1 (crossed out means dead):
- Thecoolguy81: (Whatever you are, he's in love with Laura) ???? years old (M)
- Zomboss: Some evil zombie mastermind (i want to say alien mastermind but he's no alien), ???? years old (M)
- Lyssa: Sunflower, 18 years old (F)
- Thecoolguy81: A direct neighbor of Crazy Dave. Further info about his cyborg nature is classified OH WHAT AM I SAYING! Fine I'll also tell you he has a secret crush on Lyssa. (M)
- The Zombies: random zombies of all types, age varies (M/F)
- Polson: Laser Bean, 17 years old (M)
- Crazy Dave: Who else? (M)
- Lambda: Gatling Peashooter, 22 years old (M)
- Ron: Bamboo Shoot, 14 years old (M)
Laura: Fire Peashooter, 15 years old (F)
- Icicle: Ice Repeater (fires 2 ice peas at once), 18 years old (F)
- Kitty (Princess Kitty): Sunflower, about around 10 years old (i got this all from a picture) (F)
From Episode 2:
- Mummy Zombie, ???? years old
- Purple Flag Zombie (Flag Zombie with a Purple flag. Brain is still the same color)
- Major Coneage (Coneage=Carnage, but cone related. Commander of the Conehead Zombies)
- Black Cat (I own one myself), 5 years old
- White Cat (I don't own this type)
- Thecoolguy81's zombie duplicate. SPOILER ALERT: Not nearly as strong.
- Bukkit: Commander of the Buckethead zombies, 21 years old
- Whacko: Bonk Choy, 17 years old
Zomboss: Opens the door. Fires paintball minigun.
Lyssa: Fires solar flare ray from Garden Warfare.
Zomboss: AAAAAAAGGGGGGGH!!!!!!! *gets killed by the sun power*
Lyssa: I... did it!
PA System: Code SOUP, code SOUP! Zomboss is dead!!
Black Cat, White Cat, and Purple Flag Zombie: Walking across the sidewalk.
???: WANT BRAINS!!! Smashes door to lab down.
Chapter 4: Petal to the Metal Edit
Lyssa: Where's my exploding background? I WANT AN EXPLODING BACKGROUND!
Thecoolguy81: Not yet, not yet. And SURPRISE!
The back wall blows up, creating that explosion while you slowly walk away effect like in the movies.
Lyssa: Oh you're the best at this! Hugs Thecoolguy81.
<insert name here>: Well, well, well. WHY DID YOU NOT TELL ME ABOUT YOUR SECRET CRUSH?!?!?
<insert name here>: Once this is done, I'm telling all the plants.
Thecoolguy81: Nope. Fires dehydration blaster.
<insert name here>: Gets turned into a small cube.
Thecoolguy81: Time to punt something.
<insert name here>: Lands in Shorepoint Lake, and thus is rehydrated back into his true form...
The flying RV.
All plants except <insert name here>: Gets in the RV.
Thecoolguy81: Crazy Dave, do you have the keys?
Crazy Dave: Zomboss was crazy enough to not confiscate them!
Thecoolguy81: Steals the keys and starts the car.
Back in Suburbia at 3:30 AM...
Thecoolguy81: Drops off all the plants and returns the RV to Crazy Dave, then goes home.
Thecoolguy81: Goes to sleep mode.
Lyssa: Sleeps beside Thecoolguy81.