By: Iamarepeater

This is a parody version of the original Zombie on your Lawn.

(Dr. Zomboss: Dr. Zomboss!)

One, two, three

Chorus, in Day and Pool stages

There's a zombie on your lawn

There's a zombie on your lawn

There's a zombie on your lawn

We do want zombies on the lawn.

I know our type: tall, dark, and dead

We want to bite all the petals off of Sunflower's head

And then eat the brains of the one who planted her there

(Homeowner: Nooooo!)

I'm the Zombie Boss and see me power an entire infantry

We like the taste of brains, we do like zombies

Football Zombie: I used to play football (Dr. Zomboss: footbaaall)

Conehead Zombie:Road cones protect my head (Dr. Zomboss: cone on his head)

Screen Door Zombie:I have a screen door shield (Dr. Zomboss: door shieeeld)

All zombies: We are the undead!

Repeat Chorus, in Night and Fog stages

Dr. Zomboss: Maybe it's time to not reevaluate

I know we have a lot of food on our plate

Brains are quite rich in cholesterol

But we're dead so it doesn't matter,

And we'll use our zombie power to crush any lawn defense at any hour.

Digger Zombie: I like your tricycle (Dr. Zomboss: tricycle)

Buttered Zombie: There isn't butter on my head (Dr. Zomboss: on his head)

Dolphin:(Dolphin sound) I'm gonna eat your brains (Dr. Zomboss: Yes Yes)

All zombies: We are the undead! (Dolphin:  We are SO the undead!)

Repeat chorus, in Roof and Day stages

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