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Me: And today, we are interviewing, the one and only, CRAZY DAVE!

Audience: *cheering*

Crazy Dave: Hello! *sits down*

Me: So, Crazy Dave, how did you make your own store?

Crazy Dave: I decided to.

Me: That's it?

Crazy Dave: Yep!

Me: But-

Crazy Dave: I eat food off the floor.

Me: You haven't answered my-

Crazy Dave: I'll give you 100 diamonds for all your plants.

Me: I SAID-

Crazy Dave: Wabby wabbo.

Me: CRAZY DAVE I-

Crazy Dave: Wait, I got a text message from my pal, Harvey. *reads message* "I just farted in someone's face. L O L smileyface."

Me: Why do you keep doing some random stuff?

Crazy Dave: BECAUSE I'M CRAAZY!

Me: I-

Crazy Dave: Good luck.

Me: BUT I'M NOT EVEN READY TO KILL ZOMBIES!

Crazy Dave: You are now. LAWN APPEAR NOW

-5 minutes later-

Me: Hah! You can't summon the lawn- Uh oh.

~lawn appears~

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crazy Dave: By the way, I took all your plants. HERE'S THE 100 DIAMONDS I PROMISED! *runs*

Me: But I didn't- GRRR......CRAZY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: *runs to boss* YOU BETTER PAY ME AN EXTRA 300 DOLLARS FOR THIS!

Boss: BUT-

Me: NO BUTS! *runs away*

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