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Made by: FlamingoPhoenixFeathers

CharactersEdit

-Coffee Bean

-All the mushrooms

-FlamingoPhoenixFeathers (narrator)

-Split Pea

-Sunflower

-Marigold

-Announcer

-Bonk Choy

-Chomper

-Peashooter

-Crazy Dave

The StoryEdit

We all know Coffee Bean, a loyal, hyperactive, Caffeine-loaded plant whose job is to-

Coffee Bean: WAKE UP MUSHROOMS, OF COURSE!

I told you not to break the fourth wall!

Coffee Bean: SORRY, CAN'T HOLD THE EXCITEMENT!!!!!!!

Fine, but just this once, okay?

Coffee Bean: YYYYAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

So, where was I? *reads script* Oh, right! Ahem! Of course, you would all wonder his daily routines throughout the day, right? Well, that mystery comes to a close as we take on a closer look on Coffee Bean's life.

Coffee Bean: ROOOLLLLLL THE TAPES!

Yes, thank you, Coffee Bean. Anyway, he is constantly awake, so he never sleeps. What he does when he's not doing his job? Well, that is-

Coffee Bean: TRYING TO GET USED BY PERSUADING CRAZY DAVE!!!!!!

Yes, that, but also obsessing over Cafeena Beania, a pop star.

Coffee Bean: WOW! YOU REALLY SEEM TO KNOW ME, FLAMINGOPHOENIXFEATHERS!

It's in the script.

Coffee Bean: Really?

Anyway, when he gets bored on what he is currently doing, he bothers plants, mainly Sunflower. 

*Start Video*

Coffee Bean: HEY! HEY! HEY! SUNFLOWER! HEY! SUNNY! HEY!

Sunflower: Someone uproot me now.

Coffee Bean: HEY! HEY! HEY! SUNFLOWER! HEY! SUNNY! HEY!

Sunflower: I beg anyone!

*End Video*      

Coffee Bean: OOHHH..... THAT LOOKS AND SOUNDS FUN!

*Sigh*.... Anyway, he also persuades Marigold to bribe Crazy Dave.

*Start Video*

Coffee Bean: PLLLEEEAAAASSSEEEE!!!!

Marigold: You've been here for hours! Can't you do something else?

Coffee Bean: NO! BRIBE CRAZY DAVE!

Marigold: Hmmmm.... Oh! Look! I heard a new Cafeena Beania album is out!

Coffee Bean: REALLY? I MUST HEAR IT!

Marigold: It's sold... in a far away land, like.... ummmm.... the Coffee Bean countryside!

Coffee Bean: YYYYAAAAHHH! COFFEE BEAN COUNTRYSIDE, HERE I COME!

Marigold: Phew, that's over.

*End Video*

Coffee Bean: I NEVER GOT TO BUY THE ALBUM, BUT ATLEAST I GOT TO SEE MY FAMILY!

Split Pea (Frontie): Hey, we came here- oh, are we in the wrong place?

Finally! No, you're not. Here- 3 plant food for shooting Coffee Bean in the head 3 times.

Split Pea (Backie): Hey! I can do a better job!

Fine, 3 extra plant food for taking turns.

Split Pea (Both): You got it! FIIIRRREEE!!!!

Coffee Bean: OW! *Falls down into a coma*

Great, now I can proceed. So anyway, when Coffee Bean is selected into a battle, he tries his best to wake up everybody. Well, he dosen't even try.

*Start Video*

Announcer: The zombies... are coming...

Coffee Bean: It's showtime!

Sunflower: Coffee Bean, why are you here? This is a night level, and no mushrooms were even selected into the battle.

Coffee Bean: Crazy Dave, of course!

Sunflower: *Groan*

Peashooter: Shoot'em down!

Chomper: Chomp'em down!

Bonk Choy: Beat'em down!

Coffee Bean: C'MON GUYS, YOU CAN DOOOO IIITTTTTT!!!!!!

Bonk Choy: Crazy Dave, why did you choose Coffee Bean?

Crazy Dave: 'Cause I'm CRAZY!!!!

Bonk Choy: That does make sense....

*End Video*

And so, you all now know the mysteries of Coffee Bean's daily routines! 

                                                                   THE END

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